•Trade Rant Thread• V.11

[~Dea~]

Person's trade rules:

A dog with a long tail trots up to you. "I am *insert pets name here*,I have my masters' rules.First of all,never ever offer on me,ever.I am my masters' dreamie.My master gave several rares plus 2 very rares for me.Don't offer on 'My babies' because they are NEVER. FOR. TRADE.Also don't offer on babies or unknowns. (unless you'd give rares for them xD)Please don't give us rats,cats,and spiders,especially as gifts,trading them away makes us feel bad. Baby was a pound pet that Silver got when it was just a tiny puppy wrapped in her blanket. We felt SO bad that we had to take her.Offer on her,your dead meat.Silver is collecting as many staff dogs as she can,please help us out!Her dreamies,besides me,are:
*Randome dreamies*
We has no codeword,but please read the rules anyway,they're short.We can also tell if you read the rules,like this person didn't read nothin'." *bad trade here*
"Anyway,we have lots of rares. We hope you find what you're looking for!" PS. NEVER OFFER ON MY NARWHAL.
Goldlist
*Randome Peoples names here*

Very common=Very common
Common=Common OR 3 Very commons
Uncommon=Uncommon OR 5 Commons
Rare=Rare (NO EXCEPTIONS)
Very rare=Very rare OR 3-5 rares
OMG so rare!=OMG so rare! OR 5 Very rares OR 15 rares.
Stop sending me 2 2012 pets for 2010 pets. AND STOP PMING ME ABOUT THE TRADE AFTER I CANCEL IT

Okay, I have two things wrong with rules like this. (I'm not picking on these rules, more of rules like this..)
I dont have time to read a giant story. Its annoying. >.>
THE CAPS ARE ANNOYING AS WELL!

[bearcups]

Hey, guys, did you know this is the trade rant thread and not the "tell everyone im a bad person" thread? Lets get back on topic.

[Fat Unicorn]

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I'm such a bad peron .u.
~•Zayn ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ•

You're not ;n; I am the bad person here.

On topic: When people don't have rules but they cancel a trade with "you didn't follow my rules!".

Why complain about yourself on a trade rant thread?

But yeah, that's annoying. Usually I give people the respect they deserve and read their rules for about, quarter of a minute (it doesn't take that long for some) and play by them.
But when people don't read 1 rule (I only have 1, yet it's oh, so hard for people to follow it) it does get frustrating.

[kurloz is back bby]

Got yelled at by someone else for not putting in a codeword..

The codeword was: "There is no codeword"

Murrgh >n<

[∞✦∞ Kat ✦ Marc ∞✦∞]

Nuu...why another fail trade? >.< Not what I want for my birthday!

[bear]

Got yelled at by someone else for not putting in a codeword..

The codeword was: "There is no codeword"

Murrgh >n<

What a stupud codeword o - o

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These clockwork bunnies are either in favourite groups, nft groups or aren`t there at all.
Well, I`m going well with my hoard, aren`t I.

[In The Darke]

Person's trade rules:

A dog with a long tail trots up to you. "I am *insert pets name here*,I have my masters' rules.First of all,never ever offer on me,ever.I am my masters' dreamie.My master gave several rares plus 2 very rares for me.Don't offer on 'My babies' because they are NEVER. FOR. TRADE.Also don't offer on babies or unknowns. (unless you'd give rares for them xD)Please don't give us rats,cats,and spiders,especially as gifts,trading them away makes us feel bad. Baby was a pound pet that Silver got when it was just a tiny puppy wrapped in her blanket. We felt SO bad that we had to take her.Offer on her,your dead meat.Silver is collecting as many staff dogs as she can,please help us out!Her dreamies,besides me,are:
*Randome dreamies*
We has no codeword,but please read the rules anyway,they're short.We can also tell if you read the rules,like this person didn't read nothin'." *bad trade here*
"Anyway,we have lots of rares. We hope you find what you're looking for!" PS. NEVER OFFER ON MY NARWHAL.
Goldlist
*Randome Peoples names here*

Very common=Very common
Common=Common OR 3 Very commons
Uncommon=Uncommon OR 5 Commons
Rare=Rare (NO EXCEPTIONS)
Very rare=Very rare OR 3-5 rares
OMG so rare!=OMG so rare! OR 5 Very rares OR 15 rares.
Stop sending me 2 2012 pets for 2010 pets. AND STOP PMING ME ABOUT THE TRADE AFTER I CANCEL IT

Okay, I have two things wrong with rules like this. (I'm not picking on these rules, more of rules like this..)
I dont have time to read a giant story. Its annoying. >.>
THE CAPS ARE ANNOYING AS WELL!

My point exactly D:
Since we both know who it is.

[~Dea~]

Person's trade rules:

A dog with a long tail trots up to you. "I am *insert pets name here*,I have my masters' rules.First of all,never ever offer on me,ever.I am my masters' dreamie.My master gave several rares plus 2 very rares for me.Don't offer on 'My babies' because they are NEVER. FOR. TRADE.Also don't offer on babies or unknowns. (unless you'd give rares for them xD)Please don't give us rats,cats,and spiders,especially as gifts,trading them away makes us feel bad. Baby was a pound pet that Silver got when it was just a tiny puppy wrapped in her blanket. We felt SO bad that we had to take her.Offer on her,your dead meat.Silver is collecting as many staff dogs as she can,please help us out!Her dreamies,besides me,are:
*Randome dreamies*
We has no codeword,but please read the rules anyway,they're short.We can also tell if you read the rules,like this person didn't read nothin'." *bad trade here*
"Anyway,we have lots of rares. We hope you find what you're looking for!" PS. NEVER OFFER ON MY NARWHAL.
Goldlist
*Randome Peoples names here*

Very common=Very common
Common=Common OR 3 Very commons
Uncommon=Uncommon OR 5 Commons
Rare=Rare (NO EXCEPTIONS)
Very rare=Very rare OR 3-5 rares
OMG so rare!=OMG so rare! OR 5 Very rares OR 15 rares.
Stop sending me 2 2012 pets for 2010 pets. AND STOP PMING ME ABOUT THE TRADE AFTER I CANCEL IT

Okay, I have two things wrong with rules like this. (I'm not picking on these rules, more of rules like this..)
I dont have time to read a giant story. Its annoying. >.>
THE CAPS ARE ANNOYING AS WELL!

My point exactly D:
Since we both know who it is.

Ad the rarity math. >.>.

[Haru]

Ok i havent been on chicken smoothie at all lately so i decied tom lose my account and mypets are going so every pet except the ones i will tell you im not letting go are going the ones im not letting go are going to my friend eho plays mych more frequently so if you came here and read through it yOu have to write: PUGS ROCK or i will NOT accept the trade. Ok bye bye!

From someone's topic about giving out free pets. I mean, seriously people. I won't write a codeword if i don't agree with it.

[Mythy]

Yesterday I came on here ranting about this trade, which is bad enough without the message that came along with it:

Hi is this okay? two rares equal a very rare you probly know that haha.

I canceled saying

no, they don't. especially not when the very rare in question is on the rares list.

I thought that they would leave it alone. No, of course not. This morning I get the following pm:

Um yes one very rare equals two rares. Sorry that you dont know that i expected you would.

I know that that's rarity math, and isn't true. Especially not when the very rare in question is a mid-advent.