Trade Rant Thread! Version 9~!

[Quail]

This moonswirl and my joker [too many terrible trades to pick from. e___e] are going to be the death of me... gah.

Gah Hekomi, you owe me new eyes now >.<

[Keriae]

hi im just wondering if it is possible for me to trade anything with you for the 08 dog with the pink balloon named zoey please reply soon

[MEAT!]

hi im just wondering if it is possible for me to trade anything with you for the 08 dog with the pink balloon named zoey please reply soon

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What's bad about it? They were politley asking if they could offer on a dog...
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~Wolf♥

[MEAT!]

You walk through the threshold of a rather old looking door, your face moulding into an expression of distaste at the loud golden bell that rang when as you stepped through. The actual room looks fine; soft carpet floor, a deep mahogany desk at the the side of the room.

You make your way over to the desk, thinking about the sign outside; "_____" Trading Emporium. Well, you have something to trade, don't you?

An innocent voice snaps you out of your musing, and you look up to see three dogs, which you recognise as the Balloon Litter from August 08. The Non Balloon blinks and smiles.

"Hello there. I'm *insertnamehere*. The Pink Balloon is *insertnamehere* and the Blue Balloon is *Insternamehere*."

The Pink Balloon, Zoey, pushes a scrap of paper to you with her paw, before saying. "Please read the rules." You nod and begin to read the piece of paper;

Do I really have to read a stupid story if I want to trade with someone? Why can't there just be rules, and not stories >.>

[Gwah]

You walk through the threshold of a rather old looking door, your face moulding into an expression of distaste at the loud golden bell that rang when as you stepped through. The actual room looks fine; soft carpet floor, a deep mahogany desk at the the side of the room.

You make your way over to the desk, thinking about the sign outside; "_____" Trading Emporium. Well, you have something to trade, don't you?

An innocent voice snaps you out of your musing, and you look up to see three dogs, which you recognise as the Balloon Litter from August 08. The Non Balloon blinks and smiles.

"Hello there. I'm *insertnamehere*. The Pink Balloon is *insertnamehere* and the Blue Balloon is *Insternamehere*."

The Pink Balloon, Zoey, pushes a scrap of paper to you with her paw, before saying. "Please read the rules." You nod and begin to read the piece of paper;

Do I really have to read a stupid story if I want to trade with someone? Why can't there just be rules, and not stories >.>

This. Honestly I don't give crap about what your dog has to say or what I come across on the way to the trading page. ._.

Even worse when the stupid story is mixed with the rules.
I understand you're trying to be creative an' all but...save your writing for the 'Share Your Writing' forum.

[MEAT!]

You walk through the threshold of a rather old looking door, your face moulding into an expression of distaste at the loud golden bell that rang when as you stepped through. The actual room looks fine; soft carpet floor, a deep mahogany desk at the the side of the room.

You make your way over to the desk, thinking about the sign outside; "_____" Trading Emporium. Well, you have something to trade, don't you?

An innocent voice snaps you out of your musing, and you look up to see three dogs, which you recognise as the Balloon Litter from August 08. The Non Balloon blinks and smiles.

"Hello there. I'm *insertnamehere*. The Pink Balloon is *insertnamehere* and the Blue Balloon is *Insternamehere*."

The Pink Balloon, Zoey, pushes a scrap of paper to you with her paw, before saying. "Please read the rules." You nod and begin to read the piece of paper;

Do I really have to read a stupid story if I want to trade with someone? Why can't there just be rules, and not stories >.>

This. Honestly I don't give crap about what your dog has to say or what I come across on the way to the trading page. ._.

Even worse when the stupid story is mixed with the rules.

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Yes. No one gives a crap about what ou're pets have to say. And their just showing off pets that are valuable and to never to be traded and to those who really want them
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~Wolf♥

[jubilee.]

You walk through the threshold of a rather old looking door, your face moulding into an expression of distaste at the loud golden bell that rang when as you stepped through. The actual room looks fine; soft carpet floor, a deep mahogany desk at the the side of the room.

You make your way over to the desk, thinking about the sign outside; "_____" Trading Emporium. Well, you have something to trade, don't you?

An innocent voice snaps you out of your musing, and you look up to see three dogs, which you recognise as the Balloon Litter from August 08. The Non Balloon blinks and smiles.

"Hello there. I'm *insertnamehere*. The Pink Balloon is *insertnamehere* and the Blue Balloon is *Insternamehere*."

The Pink Balloon, Zoey, pushes a scrap of paper to you with her paw, before saying. "Please read the rules." You nod and begin to read the piece of paper;

Do I really have to read a stupid story if I want to trade with someone? Why can't there just be rules, and not stories >.>

This. Honestly I don't give crap about what your dog has to say or what I come across on the way to the trading page. ._.

Even worse when the stupid story is mixed with the rules.

I once found someone with rules like that but with my dreampet, the Brown Cookie Advent. I think they might have changed it now, but it says 'And remember, I'm never ever for trade! If you send a trade for me, xxx will foe you!' And I was like D'': because I really wanted it and I had fodder for it.

[MEAT!]

I once found someone with rules like that but with my dreampet, the Brown Cookie Advent. I think they might have changed it now, but it says 'And remember, I'm never ever for trade! If you send a trade for me, xxx will foe you!' And I was like D'': because I really wanted it and I had fodder for it.

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Yes. I can afford a Non-balloon, with my Speckled Rat, and Non Balloon. Fine. I'll take my pets else where
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~Wolf♥

[black swan;;;;;]

I once found someone with rules like that but with my dreampet, the Brown Cookie Advent. I think they might have changed it now, but it says 'And remember, I'm never ever for trade! If you send a trade for me, xxx will foe you!' And I was like D'': because I really wanted it and I had fodder for it.

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Yes. I can afford a Non-balloon, with my Speckled Rat, and Non Balloon. Fine. I'll take my pets else where
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~Wolf♥

This.I saw a LGS Husky yesterday,in someone's trading rules.

"Don't you dare offer on *pet's name*! You will be foed!"

But that pet was unlocked. -.-

[Syra]

hi im just wondering if it is possible for me to trade anything with you for the 08 dog with the pink balloon named zoey please reply soon

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What's bad about it? They were politley asking if they could offer on a dog...
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~Wolf♥

The fact that the pet is dressed up, named, & in a locked group named "Dreams do Come True" gives ample evidence for what is so bad about it xD

Why do people do this? If we were willing to trade it it wouldn't be locked!