Trade Rant Thread [NEW RULE]

[Proud violent zealot]

I remember I was at my friends house, helping her trade on here. One time, someone canceled on her for not reading their rules.

Their rules were:

"Blagargarg

kthxbai"

......

I put that in google translate... nothing came up...
LOL! My reply would be, "well i cant read ur rules
kthxbai"

LOL Those are the coolest rul;es ever! (Not really, but they ARE funny)

[Chapter.Eleven]

Someone;s trade rules..

LUCKY YOU NO CODE WORD;) Hello these are my rules they are not boring so read them......now kirby dance <(--) <(--)> (--)> ok back to the rules first of all meet me I can kill some one happily with a spoon or send them to the ends of HELL IN HATE .. any waay trade fair i don,t give a *BLEEP* about year but i care about rareness a little what i really look at is how cool they look and i trade pretty easy with any thing i have doubles of but i am picky about ma singles also no text chat only lol and omg aloud nono of that rofel crap ok the code word is banana power!!! NOW DIE AND HAVE A NICE DAY:)

[Zoe-Underland]

Someone;s trade rules..

LUCKY YOU NO CODE WORD;) Hello these are my rules they are not boring so read them......now kirby dance <(--) <(--)> (--)> ok back to the rules first of all meet me I can kill some one happily with a spoon or send them to the ends of HELL IN HATE .. any waay trade fair i don,t give a *BLEEP* about year but i care about rareness a little what i really look at is how cool they look and i trade pretty easy with any thing i have doubles of but i am picky about ma singles also no text chat only lol and omg aloud nono of that rofel crap ok the code word is banana power!!! NOW DIE AND HAVE A NICE DAY:)

That death Threats are actually reportable.

[Palaye Royale]

Someone;s trade rules..

LUCKY YOU NO CODE WORD;) Hello these are my rules they are not boring so read them......now kirby dance <(--) <(--)> (--)> ok back to the rules first of all meet me I can kill some one happily with a spoon or send them to the ends of HELL IN HATE .. any waay trade fair i don,t give a *BLEEP* about year but i care about rareness a little what i really look at is how cool they look and i trade pretty easy with any thing i have doubles of but i am picky about ma singles also no text chat only lol and omg aloud nono of that rofel crap ok the code word is banana power!!! NOW DIE AND HAVE A NICE DAY:)

You can report them. and do so now, its a child friendly site and she said

I can kill some one happily with a spoon or send them to the ends of HELL IN HATE ..

Thats NOT child friendly and a DEATH threat

[Dalek]

At least they tried... sort of.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 4g74CsghgA

[Palaye Royale]

Ok so today I went on an epic search to find my dreamie (which today someone so generously gave me for free even after I gave a fair trade for it, its the german sheppard from 2009 (uncommon)) so anyways after on my frantic search I found so many....

"TOUCH MEH AND DIEEEEHHHHH" groups

"MY GUARD (insert weird animal pic here)"

"Codeword is peaches
just kidding its really bananas"

(Random pets explaining for them )

And then the infamous that gives me braincrap

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFTEEE"
Yet are on trade anyways /).-

Yep one crazy (but epic) site I've found...

Well my trading rules have a pet saying the rules... I RP so Im used to it.

[Inatae]

At least they tried... sort of.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 4g74CsghgA

Well, I can kind of see their logic. Very rare for a very rare, it should be fair. I didn't know about the whole year thing when I first started trading either, so I can kind of sympathise.

[iColorFreak]

Rant: someone sent me a trade asking for my element fire cat from the 24th. They offered 4 pets, 2 were a rare and the other was a rare dragon from the 24th. Since they didn't see the bolded words in my rules, I edited,saying I might be overpaying. They sent it back, asking for the same pet and they said it was unfair. 3 minutes later, trade was automaticly cancelled >•< so I just locked the group

[castielle]

I sent someone this trade, asking what they wanted. They didn't have any rules, and every other pet they had on my WL were NFT, and this pet was simply in 'cats'. I sent a suggestion, asking what they wanted for the pet and the item. They canceled with:

sorry, but Jayfeather is my favorite warrior cat and CS pet, and I would only trade him for something like a UR banana(is that the name for it?)

Then why didn't they put it in NFT, when another two pages full were in the NFT group? And as if someone would offer a UR banana for it!

[veggie]

Why must people cancel with rude messages? I just wanted to do a simple swap with last month's commons... /A\