Trade Rant Thread [NEW RULE]

[Dr. Paine]

... is... is this rant-worthy? I don't know where else to put it.

I just got an offer for a light red Malk dragon (the uncommon one)- one of the new store horses and an '09 Rare Butterfly wolf I'm really looking for. I edit it just to tell them it may be a while before I do anything, I'm trying to make sure the trade is fairer to them.

They send it back with a re-release of the '09 Advent snow pup.

So close to giving up some of my favorite pets just so I don't feel like I'm being mean. Especially since it looks like they've just recently joined, I don't want to be that jerk >:

[Lorne_Purnima]

i think my heart just stopped
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mJZR8dIf9w

[.:HunterJumper:.]

i think my heart just stopped
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mJZR8dIf9w

Atleast they aorta tried

[Toru & Tiku]

i think my heart just stopped
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mJZR8dIf9w

Atleast they aorta tried

But that was in vein

[maisie+flokez]

i think my heart just stopped
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mJZR8dIf9w

Atleast they aorta tried

alas, for twas in vein.
sorry for bad pun... and thats not a great trade :L xx

EDIT: oops lol Positivist got there before me....

[Jammie <3]

I mean ... jUST COME ON! o.o I nearly had a heart attack ...

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... d=13500664

[flyteck]

I mean ... jUST COME ON! o.o I nearly had a heart attack ...

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... d=13500664

Wrong link.

[leverage]

Someones Trade Rules Said:

2 very commons are worth 1 common
2 commons are worth 1 uncommon
which means...
4 very commons are worth 1 uncommon
2 uncommons are worth 1 rare
which means...
8 very commons are worth 1 rare
and...
4 commons are worth 1 rare
2 rares are worth 1 very rare
which means...
8 uncommons are worth 1 very rare
and...
16 commons are worth 1 very rare
also...
32 very commons are worth 1 very rare
2 very rares are worth 1 OMG so rare!
which means...
16 uncommons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
and...
32 commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
also...
64 very commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
(confused yet? well I got more!)
3 items are worth 1 very common
6 items are worth 1 common
12 items are worth 1 uncommon
24 items are worth 1 rare
48 items are worth 1 very rare
and,
96 items are worth 1 OMG so rare!

Yup, from someones trade rules. This is made even funnier by the trade they sent:
They sent this, which is rant worth on its own.

Edit:

Someone Elses Trade Rules Said:

IS 2 RULES AND PLEASE READ:
1.Please don't touch newborns
2.I HATE all peoples which don't accept my trades!Example:i send you a trade for free pets,you don't accept this trade because you send on another!i HATE,and i will be FOE YOU!!!!!!!!

They sent me this. I was thinking of editing, but I saw their trade rules and.... decided it might not be the best idea.

[flyteck]

Someones Trade Rules Said:

2 very commons are worth 1 common
2 commons are worth 1 uncommon
which means...
4 very commons are worth 1 uncommon
2 uncommons are worth 1 rare
which means...
8 very commons are worth 1 rare
and...
4 commons are worth 1 rare
2 rares are worth 1 very rare
which means...
8 uncommons are worth 1 very rare
and...
16 commons are worth 1 very rare
also...
32 very commons are worth 1 very rare
2 very rares are worth 1 OMG so rare!
which means...
16 uncommons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
and...
32 commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
also...
64 very commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
(confused yet? well I got more!)
3 items are worth 1 very common
6 items are worth 1 common
12 items are worth 1 uncommon
24 items are worth 1 rare
48 items are worth 1 very rare
and,
96 items are worth 1 OMG so rare!

Yup, from someones trade rules. This is made even funnier by the trade they sent:
They sent this, which is rant worth on its own.

Can I trade with them? 16 uncommons for there omg so rare? SURE! I think I will take the lion cub!
fail!

[maisie+flokez]

Someones Trade Rules Said:

2 very commons are worth 1 common
2 commons are worth 1 uncommon
which means...
4 very commons are worth 1 uncommon
2 uncommons are worth 1 rare
which means...
8 very commons are worth 1 rare
and...
4 commons are worth 1 rare
2 rares are worth 1 very rare
which means...
8 uncommons are worth 1 very rare
and...
16 commons are worth 1 very rare
also...
32 very commons are worth 1 very rare
2 very rares are worth 1 OMG so rare!
which means...
16 uncommons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
and...
32 commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
also...
64 very commons are worth 1 OMG so rare!
(confused yet? well I got more!)
3 items are worth 1 very common
6 items are worth 1 common
12 items are worth 1 uncommon
24 items are worth 1 rare
48 items are worth 1 very rare
and,
96 items are worth 1 OMG so rare!

Yup, from someones trade rules. This is made even funnier by the trade they sent:
They sent this, which is rant worth on its own.

erg. i hate people who don't follow their own trade rules. even if they're really unfair.
hypocritical much. poor you x