Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[SnowStar]

i hate when people have an adoption center or a 'post your dreamie' thread, and then demand that you fill out a form with questions like "why do you deserve this pet?' 'how long are you online?' wth!!!! first of all, it is none of your business how long i am online for at a time and why does it matter anyway when they are just pictures!? its not like you need to 'take care of' the pets. and second, why do i deserve this pet? what kind of question is that?! i can sort of understand asking what you plan to do with it, but come on 'why do you deserve it?'

I want to find the thread that has those questions now. Just to fill out those questions with the most sarcastic/stupid answers I can come up with. xD

[~TGenie-]

Hey, thats a great idea! Lets all go do it on the same thread...

[עורב לבן]

"Can I have any of these - I don't want that to sound rude - SORRY!"

No you may NOT have my 2008 VR Nick Cake dog and a ton of other pets for free. What EVER would give you that stupid idea?

[klaoud]

"Can I have any of these - I don't want that to sound rude - SORRY!"

No you may NOT have my 2008 VR Nick Cake dog and a ton of other pets for free. What EVER would give you that stupid idea?

report, methinks?

[עורב לבן]

"Can I have any of these - I don't want that to sound rude - SORRY!"

No you may NOT have my 2008 VR Nick Cake dog and a ton of other pets for free. What EVER would give you that stupid idea?

report, methinks?

I do not know. They only joined in October, so they might not know quite how ridiculous it is. I did tell them to go ask for pets at an adoption centre and asking elsewhere could get them foed.

[Umbrellas]

I go to trade with someone.

They have one group.

It is labelled (and I quote); "YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE"

It has a couple amazing pets in it.

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[ThewolfMissy]

QAQ

You poor thing!!!!! </3
D':

[ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴛᴀʀᴛ]

I sent this trade to someone.
They cancelled, which is fine, but their message was:

Uhg NO! So anoyed EVERY one wants thoughs horses soon I'm gonna lock the group once I'm at thhe edge o the rope I'm only want the 2010 Chismas Ghost Dog Uncommon and its PPS version! X(

Sheesh. :/
And really?
Last time I checked those horses weren't worth a '10 uncommon and rare.

My main rant though is in their trade rules:

Do NOT even ask for my NFT animals or you will have a canceled trade, rude message and will be foed

Dont send me rude messages or I will report you to Nick foe you send you also a rude message and cancel all trades you will ever send me even if its fair trade

Wait, so I can't send a rude message, because you'll report me, but it's completely ok for you to send me a rude message? =___=

[Klaora]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... WMIye1iVsw

"hi im sorry this isn't a very good trade: it's because im new and dont have very good pets!!"

So many things wrong with this.

You admit to have sent it knowing that it was a bad trade.
You assume that because you are new, people are obligated to send you things, even people whom you've never spoken to before.
You say you don't have many good pets, but you have the cocoon version of this pet since it was released this month. You could at least offer one of those in return, since it's a relatively fair trade. Heck, you could offer any newborn, but you choose not to because you're new and that gives you special entitlement like some sort of badge to wear for three months. It makes you immune and impervious to certain rules and common courtesy, right?
Gee, why didn't anyone tell me about that when I was new?

[100swimmergirl]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12399550&userid=207222&signature=2zGhkNQnGjojWMIye1iVsw

"hi im sorry this isn't a very good trade: it's because im new and dont have very good pets!!"

So many things wrong with this.

You admit to have sent it knowing that it was a bad trade.
You assume that because you are new, people are obligated to send you things, even people whom you've never spoken to before.
You say you don't have many good pets, but you have the cocoon version of this pet since it was released this month. You could at least offer one of those in return, since it's a relatively fair trade. Heck, you could offer any newborn, but you choose not to because you're new and that gives you special entitlement like some sort of badge to wear for three months. It makes you immune and impervious to certain rules and common courtesy, right?
Gee, why didn't anyone tell me about that when I was new?

It's people like that that give us smart-trading newbies a bad rep.