Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[CalicoWolf]

Tess and Nick are probably sitting there like
"look at these losers lol"

THIS. So funny, yet probably so true.

[KyoshiYan]

For those of you whom never saw the topic of 09 during christmas or are, well newer people, wouldn't know this, but back then I made an amusing joke about making kalamari out of squiddy... then being soon after FEED to squiddy by Tess... you know I still love you right Tess? So then after I feed Tess to, well, my dog xD So all was good.


Anyone got their own horrible/amusing tale about interactions with Tess? Or any of the staff for that matter I guess xD

Edit/PS: Thanks to whomever moved this here :3

[Hyenacat]

I KNEW hoarding Babbus was a good idea. I just felt it in my bones.



Who's a precious baby?

I'm so in love with the head markings.

YOYCE.
WHAT THREE ANIMALS INSPIRED BABBU.

YES MA'AM.
Raccoon, special raccoon and a flying feathered raccoon.
10/10

[reynard]

This isn't a quote that happened on chickensmoothie, but is regarding chickensmoothie and it involves two CS players, so I need to post this.

Tyr (the great and wonderful) sent me an e-mail last night regarding some super secret evil plotting.
Anyway, it is how she signed the e-mail that I feel the need to share.

"Tyrflufferbutt the first, Muffin thrower extrordiaire"

[Pulsefire]

Muffin thrower? Those poor things. Just chucked around by Tyr like lifeless, tasteless objects. With no regard.

The nerve of some people.

[I r o n.]

on this one, if you tilt your screen back a bit and look really closely th- OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

I don't get it e.o

[Hyenacat]

This isn't a quote that happened on chickensmoothie, but is regarding chickensmoothie and it involves two CS players, so I need to post this.

Tyr (the great and wonderful) sent me an e-mail last night regarding some super secret evil plotting.
Anyway, it is how she signed the e-mail that I feel the need to share.

"Tyrflufferbutt the first, Muffin thrower extrordiaire"

XD
This sounds suspiciously like foreshadowing...
Well, if we ever have a muffin litter, I'll know to be prepared XD

[DerbyGirl]

Muffin thrower? Those poor things. Just chucked around by Tyr like lifeless, tasteless objects. With no regard.

The nerve of some people.

Lifeless? I'm the alicorn muffin princess and am quite alive. Believe in muffins! *twitches nervously and makes note to hide from Tyr in the future*


XD

*goes back to reading through posts*

[Pulsefire]

Muffin thrower? Those poor things. Just chucked around by Tyr like lifeless, tasteless objects. With no regard.

The nerve of some people.

Lifeless? I'm the alicorn muffin princess and am quite alive. Believe in muffins! *twitches nervously and makes note to hide from Tyr in the future*


XD

*goes back to reading through posts*

Watch your back......... its a bad place for muffins out there.

[tyr]

Muffin thrower? Those poor things. Just chucked around by Tyr like lifeless, tasteless objects. With no regard.

The nerve of some people.

Lifeless? I'm the alicorn muffin princess and am quite alive. Believe in muffins! *twitches nervously and makes note to hide from Tyr in the future*


XD

*goes back to reading through posts*

Nono, wait, you see... my muffin minions are RABID. Oh wait, I was supposed to say something comforting, wasn't I?