Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[windows98]

So... what has this event taught us so far?

- You do not need sleep. Sleep is overrated.
- If your major looks like Wolverine, do not worry. That's because he actually is Wolverine. He is not the real major, though. Professor X sent him to take care of the nightmares.
- Will Major Wolverine defend Sleepywood against the nightmares? Well, unfortunately, adamantium claws are ineffective against spirits.
- The nightmare rebellion will poison your dreams. Deal with it.
- There's an infanticidal lion living on a floating island with a lioness. The lioness knows he eats her children. She doesn't care.
100% of all marriages between dreams and nightmares are abusive towards the dream.
- The fate of your future dreams relies on an army of fluffy cloud spirits defeating the dark force of pure nightmare fuel.
- The guy from the sleepware shop has really creepy pets. He probably sics them on young children when they feel safe in their beds. He works for the nightmare rebellion.
- The Dream Warriors will send a mighty griffin warrior to be your bodyguard, but only if you have proven to be a tough badass by defeating and capturing two nightmare spirits all by yourself. The weak and helpless do not appear to be worthy of protection.
- The Raven Tower is connected to that gloomy, dark building on the soil that was conquered by the nightmare rebellion. You are either doing pick-up quests for someone who looks after the rebellion's messengers, or you are visiting a prisoner, and the rebellion's nightmare guards will soon find you and punish you. They will also take your ravens back. They want their messengers back, darnit!
- Yikes, the Nightmare guards are back spreading their evil into the sand. Yeah, let those words sink in. The sand you walk on is soaking with EVIL.
- You frequently stumble upon rat plushies while you walk around in Sleepywood. There's no children to be seen...
- Wait, Lunar flowers are a supply for a slumber party? What would you need those for? Oh, right. It's a slumber party. Don't sniff those flowers.
- The major wants to aim for a world record in having the largest slumber party? What a funny coincidence that 11,000 attendees happened to open the gate to dreamland.
...Hang on. That guy isn't Wolverine. RUN!
- Wait, what's that dark shadow over there? Yes, there. ...Uhm... uh-oh. Great. Remember, you insisted on attending that party.

Absolutely Amazing X)

- Edit

Oh my... I posted after my very own Quote c':

This is really great :p

[Madison143]

What am I doing with my life? -_-

[Stormie.]

What am I doing with my life? -_-

Apparently hoarding dino plushies? ;P

[Liliette]

Shiro smirked. "Well, you wont let me help fox the problem, so its your fault." He replied.

Fox

They are beautiful creatures <33

So are wolves <33 ))

[- ; bonk!]

It's always funny how your appearence affects people, Tess XD

let's hope this isn't he kind of worshippers that sacrificed god-like figures so their god could escape back into the heavens...
*holds out an interview mic* Tess! What is it like to have a seemingly god-like status among hundreds of fans??

I am still awaiting the sacrifice of somebody's first born child

okok I have considered your offers and have decided that I prefer chocolate and squids so you can keep your babies for another day

please deliver this tree to my house by 6pm tonight and I will let you all live



that will be all for now.

*slaps Tess with a rolled up newspaper*

*lib wobbles* :c *sniffle*

A very recent one, Aurorastar- I was about to post it, but you Ninja'd me!

I actually managed to ninja someone?

*sound of a party in the background*

I'm a big boy now, I can take it

:lol:

There's no reason to spam here--this is a serious discussion. Hmph.

Yay! First post lol

I make this hoodie from Hot Topic look gooood.

I don't always visit November Discussion Thread...


but when I do, the thread rocks

[toxic_bunny]

this is from my warriors rp, a rouge is in the territory and the deputy finds him(to the none warriors fans, this would bethe equivalent of a man finding a hobo in his trash can)
Moonshadow hisses, "What are you doing in my territory?!"
(Man screams, "Why are you in my trash can?!?!)
Dax, "Living." I hissed back.
(Hobo, "Living!!!!" I screamed at him.)

[Stormie.]

I Think the real question here is -
Waffles, pancakes, or French Toast?

Seriously. I was bored one day and I imagined a piece of peanut butter toast stuck to the ceiling and I cracked up.

If you caught it on fire it be Mary Winchester

I suppose she'd be rather toasty.

TOAST.

[Pulsefire]

Lets go back a couple of days before the summer event started.

because eveyday when i log on,
i'm just like;
OOOOOOOO MAYBE DA SUMMER EVENT IS HERE!!!!
then cs is just like;
LOLNOPE!!

NICK AND TESS B TROLLING

feels infinitly proud becauz i just seriously made that

xx Katie

You all should be very proud of yourselves. I read this and I wasaughing so hard I fell off my bed. I know... Roll eyes time.

[Pulsefire]

This is for a walking dead RP, two guy best friends.

"I...I just feel like this is all connected. I really have a feeling about it..."

*looks at him strangely* "you have the feels?"

"I have the feels"

[Liliette]

Your very welcome

Lets go back a couple of days before the summer event started.

because eveyday when i log on,
i'm just like;
OOOOOOOO MAYBE DA SUMMER EVENT IS HERE!!!!
then cs is just like;
LOLNOPE!!

NICK AND TESS B TROLLING

feels infinitly proud becauz i just seriously made that

xx Katie

You all should be very proud of yourselves. I read this and I wasaughing so hard I fell off my bed. I know... Roll eyes time.