Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Shiro Okami Kokoro]

How so? You can tell the difference by tilting your screen back.

Cause the difference is small, that's all (:

[Rainpelt]

How so? You can tell the difference by tilting your screen back.

Cause the difference is small, that's all (:

When I first introduced one of my friends to CS she would look for itty-bitty details that didn't exist and were trying to trick her so she didn't trade away pets that looked identical but weren't. Needless to say, there were none (and if she's stalking my posts, I'm not making fun of ya x3) but this makes me wonder o.O

[e pluribus unum]

From the Rares list thread. This is only funny because of the April fools censoring, but still xD

Is this just a guide to rare cupcakes, or does it mean these rare cupcakes are rarer than others?

A guide to the rarest cupcakes on the site.

[creativecause]

"Is it good if a vaccuum really sucks?" - unknown

[Kite]

From the Rares list thread. This is only funny because of the April fools censoring, but still xD

Is this just a guide to rare cupcakes, or does it mean these rare cupcakes are rarer than others?

A guide to the rarest cupcakes on the site.

Haha I love how this is said in complete seriousness x]

[toady]

Tess said:
Okay guys some of you are upset and annoyed about Tae's departure but no amount of bitching will change things so you may as well just go ahead and nominate someone to replace her and pick up the slack

removing the pages of drama now. I don't want to hear more.

[Candied Snow]

Not exactly a quote, but I found this amusing.

[Shinryu]

Poor Sorren D: I hope she gets some chocolate every now and then.

[Schofield]

I'm putting a quote from my friend, which will not stop making me laugh, here for you all to enjoy.

Hello! I've recently received a letter from my grandparent's snow owl, my mom's cat's friend's owner's cousin's bagel is dying from a mold infection. This is very terrible, because we were collecting CS pets together! Can you edit this trade so you can help our collection? Also, my bagel friend is dying and the only way to cure him is to buy hmi C$. Thanks!

[HeartOfCoal]

From the "Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid" thread:

i used to think intimates and inmates were the same thing xD
i never understood why they sold prisoners at target.

I died.