Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Doodles]

-offers cookie-
:3

-throws cookie in hole-
YOUR COOKE CAN ROT IN A HOLE! >:U

;n; fine then be that way, i'll rot in a carnival hole D:<

hey im not the on that fell off a ferris wheel.. T-T

HEY! we promised to never speak of that agian >:U

I promised alot of things kid..alot of things..
besides..psh you told Vegas about me falling in the ocean while a boat was moving B|

Never speak fo this agian?

agreed..

[DragonLoverHere]

No, I mean from around here. We don't have wild coyotes but on a trip to the zoo I heard several people say "Why are there cats in here?" when looking at a coyote habitat. Then again, I've heard a woman scream "oh god look at that horse!" and...it was a cow. e_____e

Don't know about you guys but I died at this thought xD

What??? Lol that made me laugh so much, because we have coyotes all over our farm, eating our chickens left to right. When I was little, I thought they were all stray dogs and whenever I looked out the window I grabbed one of our dog's leashes and told my mom I was going to rescue 'So and so' because, I was little, and I named all of them. My mom had to run and stop me before I walked out the door.
Anyways. Super funneh.

....... Oh wow! Some of those city slickers! Don't even know the difference between a cow and a horse?! Honestly, I always drop dead in laughter when people visit our house. My friends say it's the closest to a farm they've seen, but there are real farms all around our village!

Honestly, that is sad, but HILARIOUS!

love is like a fart
if you have to force it,
it's probably crap

/DIES

I nearly choked XD

This is soooo true! Don't push it!

[Keenanx]

I don't know why I found this funny. It just...I don't even know.

644
you guise who don't like him are crazy <3

643

That's a matter of opinion. You think I'm crazy when you can't spell "guys" right. Guise would be a costume as in "disguise". And I kind of find it funny that your username is USERNAME

[Charias]

I don't know why I found this funny. It just...I don't even know.

644
you guise who don't like him are crazy <3

643

That's a matter of opinion. You think I'm crazy when you can't spell "guys" right. Guise would be a costume as in "disguise". And I kind of find it funny that your username is USERNAME

Lol that is funny

[blueh]

-offers cookie-
:3

-throws cookie in hole-
YOUR COOKE CAN ROT IN A HOLE! >:U

;n; fine then be that way, i'll rot in a carnival hole D:<

hey im not the on that fell off a ferris wheel.. T-T

HEY! we promised to never speak of that agian >:U

I promised alot of things kid..alot of things..
besides..psh you told Vegas about me falling in the ocean while a boat was moving B|

Never speak fo this agian?

agreed..

Silverrrrr's a meanie ;A;

[Junsui]

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[honeydukes]

I don't know why I found this funny. It just...I don't even know.

644
you guise who don't like him are crazy <3

643

That's a matter of opinion. You think I'm crazy when you can't spell "guys" right. Guise would be a costume as in "disguise". And I kind of find it funny that your username is USERNAME

Oh my gosh xDD

I just about died of squeeeeeeee~ I spawned next to a pink sheep in Minecraft and it's so cute I just want to stare at it all day. :'D

Edit: THERE'S TWO OF THEM DEAR LORD TOO MUCH CUTE
NO WAIT THERE'S THREE
AAAAAAAH<3

June Discussion Thread:

little spider, please sprout a bud out your booty.

[Turquoise]

My Nuts... In my pants.

Protect Yourself... in my pants.

(By the Fatboys)

[Turquoise]

Innocent. But I have imagined living in a world where everything was the same shade of blue.

[calippygian]

does anybody car anymore?!

no I only motorcycle

/sorry
//had to

xDDD

xDDDDD
i just saw this was posted here.
and yes, such a mistake XD
it was meant to be care, but ohwell :3
some other people but
no, i scooter
or no, i bike

XD