Chry wrote:The Beginning
1 In the beginning there was Squiddy, and Squiddy created the Internet and squiddy Smoothie. 2 Now squiddy Smoothie was formless and empty, darkness was over the front page of the site, and Squiddy was hovering over the Internet.
3 And Squiddy said, “Let there be Colour,” and there was Colour. 4 Squiddy saw that the Colour was good, and he separated the Colour from the darkness. 5 Squiddy called the Colour “Green,” and the darkness he called “Black."—the first day.
6 And Squiddy said, “Let there be a Hex Code between the Colours to separate Colour from Colour.” 7 So Squiddy made the Hex Code and separated the Colour under the Hex Code from the Colour above it. And it was so. 8 Squiddy called the Hex Code “Rainbow.”—the second day.
9 And Squiddy said, “Let the Colour under the Rainbow be gathered to one place, and let words appear.” And it was so. 10 Squiddy called the words “text,” and the gathered Colours he called “Layout.” And Squiddy saw that it was good.
11 Then Squiddy said, “Let the text produce coherence: Sentences that make sense.” And it was so. 12 The text produced sentences: things were understandable. And Squiddy saw that it was good.—the third day.
13 And Squiddy said, “Let the site teem with teenage girls, and let them be goverened by Green entities with hammers of Banning.” 14 So Squiddy created the teenage girls and moderators to control them. And Squiddy saw that it was good. 15 Squiddy blessed them and said, “Be sensible and increase in number and fill the site with wisdom from Justin Bieber.” —the fourth day.
16 And Squiddy said, "Let there be pixels in pretty colours for the teenage girls to dress and love and fan over." And it was so. Squiddy called these pixels in pretty colours "adoptables."
17 And Squiddy said, "Let the Weilders of the Hammers of Banning colour these adoptables so they may be spread about the internet." And it was so. -the fifth day
18 And Squiddy said, “Let there be admins in my image, in my likeness, so that they may rule over the teenage girls in the Forum and the Moderators that wield their hammers of Banning.”
19 So Squiddy created the Admins in his own image,
in the image of Squiddy he created them;
Tess and Nick he created them.
20 Squiddy blessed them and said to them, “Be wise and patient. Tend to the flock and spread the word of Squiddy.”
21 Then Squiddy said, “I give the Admins power over my creations. To edit and enjoy.” And it was so.
22 Squiddy saw all that he had made, and it was very good.—the sixth day.
23 And on the Seventh Day Squiddy rested.
That awkward moment when guys weren't created. :>
