Trade Rant Thread [v. 17] *new rule*

[Jailor]

(There's a codeword)
[insert dog picture]
You walk up to a white dog with pink head phones, on a computer, chewing gum. Um excuse me, where do I find the trade rules? You ask. She doesn't respond so you ask again, & she turns slighlty, notices you, shakes the head phones off her ears, shuts the laptop & pops her bubble. Oh here, she says & hands you a scroll.Then she says one last thing....
IF YOU EVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, OR A QUESTION, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE, I LOVE GETTING MAIL Then you look down at the trade rules, look back up, and she is GONE! You hear a faint echo of words, & you make out:
RUlES -LOVE, $0ph!e Mu$!c~
1. I am trade friendly, but like to trade trading pets. Keep reading!
2. I DO NOT TRADE PETS I HAVE LESS THAN 3 OF!
3. I love & want all warrior cats!!
4. Please for the love of tacos don't ask to trade for any of my reserved pets, but please DO trade for wishlist pets, and if you can send a message, but its fine if you can't
6. Also, take a look at the pets in my 'pets in need of a name' group, & suggest some names for them please by sending a message with the pet's pic. it's okay if you cannot or don't. Also, I have started my first hoard!
7. TXT TAK IS OK, BT I DONT RLLY LIK IT, CAS ITS HRD 2 RED. C WAT I MEEN?
8. Pets folders that say reserved or NFT then I PROBABLY WONT TRADE THEM, I also DO NOT TRADE SQUIDS or baby pets!
9. C0Dew0Rd: HOLLYLEAF!!! (She's my fav. Warrior cat!)
You can choose if you want to read the next random info, but it might help your trade!

SUGGESTIONS
Offer pets on my wish list
Be kind & send message (unless you can't)
Suggest a name for pets in my nameless pets group
Item Wishlist
PLUSHIES & ANIMALS
HAIR BOWS: ANY COLOR
Flowers
LOL, HEY, HI, & HELLO Speech bubbles
PAINT PAW PRINTS
FOOD & CANDY
WIGS

Ugh. These are the most annoying rules I've read in a while.

Yuck. *groan*

[~ t r o u b l e ~]

out of everyone who have posted on any of the 3 thread I frequent.. I have found two people with these items I need. the one doesnt trade at all. and the other doesnt like me offer
I didnt know these items would be so hard to find.. considering they have been available for a while

[lucifer morningstar]

I don't care if it's a spider. It's still older than your pet.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... AzsfwbWxyw

[Erythro]

Rainbow smoothie. You annoy me. I have offered a sunjewel on you, and even that fair of a swap doesn't cut it. I hate you but I love you.

[pastel.]

xc cant find someone to swap me a blue balloon for my pink one, or atleast gimme a fair trade!!! DX

[octoberwind]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... Gkqy4YjjjQ
No.

[quitting99983]

Rainbow smoothie. You annoy me. I have offered a sunjewel on you, and even that fair of a swap doesn't cut it. I hate you but I love you.

I thought it was rainbow smoothie + a bunch of high main list

I feel guilty over a trade >.<

[Lotus Rose]

Seriously. I give up.


I give up on my dreams, my goal. I guess. I will just have to get the pets I like/want not for their rarity, trade down a lot, get bored, then quit.

[vexxie]

out of everyone who have posted on any of the 3 thread I frequent.. I have found two people with these items I need. the one doesnt trade at all. and the other doesnt like me offer
I didnt know these items would be so hard to find.. considering they have been available for a while

I totally understand. T_T

Certain items are impossible to trade for even if you try to overpay. D:

[hound7]

Seriously. I give up.


I give up on my dreams, my goal. I guess. I will just have to get the pets I like/want not for their rarity, trade down a lot, get bored, then quit.

No please don't ;A; You have been so nice to us all!