Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Boundingfeather]

From the Trade Rant Thread:

I TAKE ANY UNWANTED PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You also seem to take unwanted exclamation points.....

'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'
[Terry Pratchett]

:>

[Vanendra]

hmmm something creative?...my conversation with my friend when he didn't want anyone to know what we were talking about:

Friend: "okay so she's going to take the hams from the corn bowls"

Me: "wait,the big hams or little hams?"

Friend:"...what are the little hams?"

Me:"sheet music?"

Friend: "no,no,no the hams are all hams and if their corn bowls dont have protection then the chef is going to take them"

Me: "how many little cooks know about this?"

Friend: "only us"

Hams=instruments
corn bowls=cages we put the instruments in
protection=locks
chef= orchestra teacher
little cooks=students

this is my entry for this forum: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=566240&start=150
I can't believe I seriously had this conversation with my friend -.- my teacher thought we were crazy.

[dasniu]

Is rainbow a color? T^T




Is Chuck Norris a country? B] /puts on cool shades/

[.jabberwocky]

Is rainbow a color? T^T




Is Chuck Norris a country? B] /puts on cool shades/

yes... yes he is. XD lol
he can also run around the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.

[addelyn]

Person 1: Hi, what would you want for your celestial? PS: I have like 3 of your hoard pets, the blue ones i think.

Me: I dont really care if you have hoard pets for me, I dont trade VRs for them.

Them: But they are uncommon! You know, 3 uncommon= rare?

Me: But the celestial is a VR and I dont go by that rule

Them: BUT PLEASE I NEED THE CELESTIAL TO GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What joke are they talking about? Lol! ( I think they meant joker)

Comments?

[moira]

Person 1: Hi, what would you want for your celestial? PS: I have like 3 of your hoard pets, the blue ones i think.

Me: I dont really care if you have hoard pets for me, I dont trade VRs for them.

Them: But they are uncommon! You know, 3 uncommon= rare?

Me: But the celestial is a VR and I dont go by that rule

Them: BUT PLEASE I NEED THE CELESTIAL TO GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What joke are they talking about? Lol! ( I think they meant joker)

Comments?

FAIL. xD

[.jabberwocky]

Anyway, Peeta is really annoying and needy. He's like, 'Katniss, save me, I can't save myself 'cause I have an infected wound, bleehhhh,'
Well, that's the first book anyway. I haven't finished the second yet.

(Plus, it was kinda his fault that it was infected 'cause he basically buried himself in dirt, so whatever Peeta.)

I love this

[.:Adelaide:.]

Yes maybe your unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies but my ponies eat butterflies and poop rainbows! BEAT THAT!
Wait... Doesn't that mean they eat each others poop?! THEY'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER! *extremely happy face*

Yaa... that's me!

[Zephayer]

yeah it's very pretty ^^'
but phoenix is prettier lol ..
with our exotic birds http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2005/1 ... kKitTN.jpg
and beautiful skies (don't mind the massive traffic lights and telephone poles) http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/ ... 36ec40.jpg
and don't forget our stunning lakes http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/ ... s_muse.jpg

OHMAIGOSH.
I think I'm in love. That lake is so beautiful I think I want to cry.

and those bee-ut-ee-ful pigeons

Oh yes, we totally don't have them over here x3
Do you ever get the ginger pigeon? It's white and has little rust colored speckles everywhere.

well WE HAVE MORE
I wish. our pigeons are all fat and gray.

Probably x3
HA. We have a ginger pigeon.

well .. um .. We have a fat and gray pigeon.
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several, actually.
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several MILLION.

Our town's too small to have millions >: I don't even think we have more than eight thousand people.

erm .. phoenix has .. over 4 million? xD
populating the world with OUR BABIES

YOU HOREEBLE PEOPLE>

BUT OUR BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL

[Vanendra]

[quote="twistedimagination"]Anyway, Peeta is really annoying and needy. He's like, 'Katniss, save me, I can't save myself 'cause I have an infected wound, bleehhhh,'
Well, that's the first book anyway. I haven't finished the second yet.

(Plus, it was kinda his fault that it was infected 'cause he basically buried himself in dirt, so whatever Peeta.)

lmao agreed