Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Hereisdan]

So we have God, Jesus, and anyone else like that? XD

I be an Angel. :3

Hissssssss, Satan here....

[Karl Marx]

A conversation between me and my best friend:
Me: Hehe.
I like tea.
Friend: me too
Me: Really?
Friend: jeah
Me: Well,that's good. How's the weather?
Friend: ok
Me: Is it raining?
Friend: it was
Me: Ah,here too.
Wait....we're a few houses away. WHY DO WE TALK ABOUT THIS ANYWAYS.

[aleatory]

posted in the "things that confuse you thread":

Corn on the cob...

I found it very amusing, but I guess if you think about it... what's up with corn on the cob anyway

[Bartimaeus]

D: SARAH! BRING US LEMOS AND RASPBERRIES! ALONG WITH SUGAR, CREAM AND THE CRUMPETS! -pats lips after eating a dainty biscuit - *British accent* Oh no. I have gotten a dainty crumb on my dainty silk napkin. SARAH, YOU ALSO HAVE TOWASH MY SILK NAPKIN, BUT DAINTILY FOR IT IS SILK!

*british accent* HURRY UP BEFORE MY DAINTY TEA IS TOO COLD

*British accent* OH NO! COLD DAINTY TEA? I THINK NOT. SARAH, GET mISS. bUBBLES A PORTABLE MICROWAVE TO HEAT UP HER COLD DANTIY TEA!

*BRITISH ACCENT* I WANT A MICROWAVE NOW FOR MY COLD DAINTY TEA

*British accent* -srs face- Cold dainty tea is not a laughing matter. - takes out the lawyer looking- brief case that started this all-

-srs face- *british accent* Not a laughing matter at all -random person starts laughing- HEY!!! I SAID ITS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER -takes your briefcase and chucks it at persons head-

*British Accent* -sips air- I would rather have air than COLD DAINTY TEA! Oh wait. Did anna poison the air? 0-0

*british accent* Well she was breathing our dainty air...

*Gasps in a british accent* No, not the air too D:

*british accent* Oh but yes, the air too

*british accent.* We must move our dainty tea party out of this court! SARAH, BRING ALL OF OUR STUFF!

*british accent* Wait... that isnt really Sarah! IMPOSTER!!!

*Gash in a british accent* IT IS AN ASSASSIN! THEY HAVE COME FOR US! WE MUST RUN! -Hitches up big, pouffy,1800 style dress so i can run-

-does the same with dress- GO GET THE BUGGY!!! -punchpuggy pulls up in driveway-

*British accent* RUN! -runs- COME MISS BUBBLES! GET INTO THE BUGGY! CHARLES WILL DRIVE US!

-hops into the buggy- CHARLES!!! FLOOR IT BEFORE THAT BLOODY ASSASIN KILLS US ALL

-srs face- * British accent* CHARLES! WAKE UP THOES BLOODY HORSES AND GET US OUT OF HERE! - pulls out tea set- Air tea?

-srs face- *british accent* yes please

-srs tea sipping face- *British accent* Where did sarah go? She forgot the microwave.

-srs face sipping tea- *british accent* Now my dainty air is going ot be cold!

*British accent* What will we do without Sarah? -Dainty laugh-

Hahahahahahahahaha >.>" Oh us British sure do talk like that.[/sarcasm] I don't even like tea in the slightest.

~Barty
I LOVE YOU ARISU!

[Hereisdan]

D: SARAH! BRING US LEMOS AND RASPBERRIES! ALONG WITH SUGAR, CREAM AND THE CRUMPETS! -pats lips after eating a dainty biscuit - *British accent* Oh no. I have gotten a dainty crumb on my dainty silk napkin. SARAH, YOU ALSO HAVE TOWASH MY SILK NAPKIN, BUT DAINTILY FOR IT IS SILK!

*british accent* HURRY UP BEFORE MY DAINTY TEA IS TOO COLD

*British accent* OH NO! COLD DAINTY TEA? I THINK NOT. SARAH, GET mISS. bUBBLES A PORTABLE MICROWAVE TO HEAT UP HER COLD DANTIY TEA!

*BRITISH ACCENT* I WANT A MICROWAVE NOW FOR MY COLD DAINTY TEA

*British accent* -srs face- Cold dainty tea is not a laughing matter. - takes out the lawyer looking- brief case that started this all-

-srs face- *british accent* Not a laughing matter at all -random person starts laughing- HEY!!! I SAID ITS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER -takes your briefcase and chucks it at persons head-

*British Accent* -sips air- I would rather have air than COLD DAINTY TEA! Oh wait. Did anna poison the air? 0-0

*british accent* Well she was breathing our dainty air...

*Gasps in a british accent* No, not the air too D:

*british accent* Oh but yes, the air too

*british accent.* We must move our dainty tea party out of this court! SARAH, BRING ALL OF OUR STUFF!

*british accent* Wait... that isnt really Sarah! IMPOSTER!!!

*Gash in a british accent* IT IS AN ASSASSIN! THEY HAVE COME FOR US! WE MUST RUN! -Hitches up big, pouffy,1800 style dress so i can run-

-does the same with dress- GO GET THE BUGGY!!! -punchpuggy pulls up in driveway-

*British accent* RUN! -runs- COME MISS BUBBLES! GET INTO THE BUGGY! CHARLES WILL DRIVE US!

-hops into the buggy- CHARLES!!! FLOOR IT BEFORE THAT BLOODY ASSASIN KILLS US ALL

-srs face- * British accent* CHARLES! WAKE UP THOES BLOODY HORSES AND GET US OUT OF HERE! - pulls out tea set- Air tea?

-srs face- *british accent* yes please

-srs tea sipping face- *British accent* Where did sarah go? She forgot the microwave.

-srs face sipping tea- *british accent* Now my dainty air is going ot be cold!

*British accent* What will we do without Sarah? -Dainty laugh-

Hahahahahahahahaha >.>" Oh us British sure do talk like that.[/sarcasm] I don't even like tea in the slightest.

~Barty
I LOVE YOU ARISU!

British Satan here.... I like tea... AND NOT BEING FANCY!!!!!!!!

[aleatory]

And really, vampires twinkling? In the sunlight?
Man, it'd ruin my day if I twinkled..

You know, I think it'd ruin my day too

[Animall]

Yes, he is a sweetheart, but Jordan is reeeeaaallly shy. xD
You pronounce his last name Wits-a-greuter, just like it sounds.
My mom thinks "Witzigreuter" sounds like an exotic cheese or wine. xD

Thats what I thought xD His last name has a fun ring to it :3
Thats weird... x3

I find it disturbing too.
Jordan is not food! xD

...unless your a cannibal.

D: one of my mom's friends actually was told how to eat a person.
What if my mom is a cannibal?! 8D

You cook humans medium-rare, then... :D
COVER YOURSELF.

This is what happens when you get two "The Ready Set" fangirls together, and they start talking about how to pronounce Jordan Witzigreuter's last name <3

[Poison Reaper]

Hahahahahahahahaha >.>" Oh us British sure do talk like that.[/sarcasm] I don't even like tea in the slightest.

~Barty
I LOVE YOU ARISU!

British Satan here.... I like tea... AND NOT BEING FANCY!!!!!!!!

Hahhahahhahaha XD Me and Bubbles Have the awesomest Tea Parties And random conversations XD

[aleatory]

The "CS trends thread" provides us with this little gem :3

there also the quote tess saying something weird trend

I shall test this....

.... 'something weird' !!

[Liirarwen]

the "Is this a fair chicken dance?" thread
'Nuff said.