Trade Rant Thread V.14

[Velveteen Unicorn]

And how do I fix this, you suppose?

Hammer.... and duct tape... lots and lots of duct tape

[.Middy.]

And how do I fix this, you suppose?

Hammer.... and duct tape... lots and lots of duct tape

No... Maybe a sledgehammer... And cement to bury it in... Maybe.

[Xinnia]

And how do I fix this, you suppose?

Sometimes there's just no hope. Like this time.

[viviyan]

And how do I fix this, you suppose?

Sometimes there's just no hope. Like this time.

and it as sent as a suggestion
EDIT: AND they had numerous rares, too! They could have made a effort...

[Xinnia]

Rant:
When people send a suggestion to get around my "no one sided suggestions" rule. I'm not fan of suggestions, but at least with a suggestion you should suggest what you might offer, right? People keep sending me filler pets that they don't intend to offer at all. Annoys me!

[fireflies.]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

Why can't I just read normal trading rules without finding a whole story?

[Xinnia]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

Why can't I just read normal trading rules without finding a whole story?

This. I love writing and reading stories. But when I go to trade with someone, stories are not what I'm looking for. I just want to read their rules so I can figure out what not do so I can set up a trade. That's all.

[mal du pays]

[Velveteen Unicorn]

Somehow people are missing my subtle hints in my trade rules... the ones about "no suggestions" and "Looking for Hoard Pets Only"... I could try to make them more noticeable... but they only allow up to a 200 font size in bold...

[Lufi]

Ehm... really

Is this alright?

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... q0z2amkJhg