Chicken Smoothie Memes V.2

[POSTAL 2]

OH MY GOD YES.
I clearly state in my rules "No Paperclip trades" yet i keep getting them.
READ MY DANG RULES. IF YOU WANT YOUR TRADE TO AT LEAST BE CONSIDERED BY ME, STOP THINKING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING AND READ MY DANG RULES.

[expanse]

when someone else snatches the rare pet in the pound before you can

[Barb_]

OMG, You speak for us all!

I have 3, just 3 simple suggestions in my trade center.
I use a reasonably large font & good color so it's not hard to read.
Nothing tricky like a code word.
Nothing rude such as "I will FOE YOU if you ___(fill in the blank)!___
No long lists of gifts given or received.

(Heck, this post is longer than my trade rules )

And people still don't get the hint and send me the rudest, weirdest trades.

[dogbrain]

Yeah...

[Princess Nishea]

She was fearless, and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who disrespected his queen.

[calculator]

read through a lot of these & am i the only one who rarely gets paperclip trades??

[Chicken~Strips]

when someone else snatches the rare pet in the pound before you can

Yes

[Princess Nishea]

when someone else snatches the rare pet in the pound before you can

I cri evrytiem. (TT u TT)

[*space*]

I hate myself.

Ok that is beautiful.

[POSTAL 2]

This event hurts.