Trade Rant Thread V.14

[Palaye Royale]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

[Velveteen Unicorn]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

I came across that one as well at one point... and when I left there wasn't a trade either...

[inkyy]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

D: What?

[rainstorms.]

@ Sotet:

I've seen that.

[viviyan]

e_e thats why i sent it as a SUGGESTION. *facepalm*

Another cancelled trade. At last I still got a chance in that auction.. *nohope*

[DrinaLestrange]

When you get a PM complaining that the trade was fair...when they used uncommons to get past the wishlist lock on the rares group...

[black swan;;;;;]

When I had a Vixen advent,someone asked me if I want to trade it for a BMD,but I refused because I needed the vixen to get a cookie.
-facedesk-

I could get at least 3 cookies with that BMD.If not,I'd trade up,and get on the Main List.
But no.I HAD to cancel the amazing offer.

Sunflower's luck.


-jumps into lava-

[tawnypelt3]

I understand why no one wants to trade me their aqua spotted '08 dog for my C$ and handful of good pets, I really do. But it doesn't stop me from hoping. I love you so much, Aqua, it hurts that I can't have you. I need you for my story, and that turned into love. </3

[Dorky Displeasure]

Rules.

You walk through polished French Sliding Doors.

There is a posh-looking dog at the counter.You notice a label that says "THERE IS A CODEWORD"

"For the last time ------, she is NOT FOR TRA-"she sees at you and almost faints."I am so very sorry!Um..Welcome to -------- Trading Agency please state your name and business."

You quietly mutter your name and say "I'm here to trade pets and items."
She silently records this in a notebook."Go with ---- ,she'll show you around."

You find an adorable puppy which seems to be obsessed with Christmas waiting for you by your feet.

"C'mon,I'll show you around!"she yaps eagerly.You go down a long corridor with doors on both sides.We stops at a door labeled 'Gifting Station'."-----!"she calls sweetly.The door opens a crack.

Inside are dogs wrapping items up.

"Can't you see I'm busy -----?"a dark coloured dog sighs."Nope,big brother!Not at all!"She grins cheekily.----- rolled his eyes."------- gifts some people if they have given her an extremely generous trade and if you want a pet she doesn't want."

----- beckons you along again and you come across a door labeled '------s Office'."-----!" she calls quietly.

A pretty indigo dog is inside,writing letters."What are you doing?"you ask.She smiles warmly at you."Sending trades and recieving them.No unfair trades.Quality over Quantity.No sob stories.She'd prefer if you leave a message.And she loves wishlist pets."she says "Bye!"---- waves.

You suddenly notice a pretty dog sobbing outside.
"Who's that?"you wander out loud."She's ------!"----- smiles.Don't offer on her or else she'll cry more.The pets in her group aren't for trade either.

"Ok,let's get you to the trading room!"
You thank ----- with a gingerbread man.She cuddles you warmly."By the way,what's the codeword?"you ask."There isn't one."she laughs before you go.

wow okayyyy

D: What?

creative... but where are the rules? e.e

[viviyan]

And how do I fix this, you suppose?