Trade Rant Thread. /New/

[Ashleekins]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

[BlingBling]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

OMG xD That is just wow!

[Mythicwave]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

...Ha...Ha...
I wonder if they wonder why they probably don't get any trades. And get told they don't know their rarities constantly.

[BrightPink]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

D:
I hope it's a joke.

[Kyubifan]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

They have to be kidding, right?
Seriosly, that not fair. Not even slighest.

[Kradiocan]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty.

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

...

What the...heck...?

*facewall*

That isn't knowing rarities.

[KingRay]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 3uOhIyP3ow

"please i am searching for my dreamie
and i will look for your dreamies and send em your way for free... only for this pet its my dream"

Don't you just love trades like this?

[Fat Unicorn]

Why is it that I always find the weirdest trade rules?

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone! ;)

I'm currently hunting for a black advent. The absolute maximum I am willing to pay is a royal lions set from the faire. This is over pay and I consider myself extremely generous when lions are highly demanding on Chicken Smoothie. The black advent is worth around a piece of steak, so a lion family is plenty. :)

If you're interested, I also have a timbercoon for trade. This is a timberwolf/coontail hybrid and thus worth as much as a jeweled sundog. My timbercoon will only be auctioned off for a variety of Rares List pets. And it's also a second generation, which adds increasing demand to it.

Thank you for your time.

I...I don't know what to say.

Lol. No way would I ever trade my BA for a Royal Lion set I already have.
AND HEY, GUESS WHAT?
I have all of the 2nd gen Timbercoons, as well. omg I CAN GET A SUNJEWEL. :D
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Lol:
"I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone! ;)"

[SnowStar]

I know my rarities. So this is a no scam zone!

Yeeeaaahh....I feel so much better now. Oh and look, they're overpaying so much for a black advent! - ends extreme sarcasm-

I don't know who this person is...But if they try to offer that crap for Azul (my black advent doggie), they will be foed without second thought.

[<>Diamond<>]

They offered a favourite of theirs for her.. i still think it's unfair.

Oh geez..

IDC how many 2011 wl pets you added in, it ain't going down o.e

Horrible..

no words.. Their message: Do You want to trade?

They come back now saying: What about this?

"What is ninjaing am i doing it Just wanted to say that rat if from 2010" I know it's from 2010. I have two eyes that can see through led. (JK) and there's no punctuation.. Brains are being fried..

And they get back to me with: Sorry 4 bugging u I need that pet I don't mind if you foe me I was thinking about it.. i decided to let it rot.. but i managed to trade that fox away which auto canceled. And this is the end of my trade rants.