Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[FreddyCenobite]

So I was sent a trade asking for my a couple of my very rare '09's saying 'plz edit k? thx 4 trding' so I edited, and began looking through their trade groups, and this is what I found.
In the rares section- I found 2011 rares, with a few uncommons mixed in. Normal I thought.
In the very rares- commons and uncommons only. I was confused.
I was curious, so I checked the OMG so rares and only found this
I looked at their trade rules

rule numbah 1: ONLY SEND ME RARES AND WL PETS OTHERWIS U WILL B FOED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rul numbah 2: MY RARES R ONLY LABELED UNCOMMONS BECUZ OF A MIXUP ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY R ALL OMG SO RAREZ!!!
rule nubah 3: NVR OFFER ON MY RARES OR I WILL KILL U 2 DETH 4EVER ANY U WILL B DEAD!!!!!
okay hv fun

What is this world coming to ._.

I am sorry, but out of all those rules, the only one I found freaking hilarious was "I will kill u 2 deth" - I never knew you could kill someone to death... Ha.

[{Mᴇᴍᴏʀʏ S ᴛ ᴀ ʀ.}]

rule numbah 1: ONLY SEND ME RARES AND WL PETS OTHERWIS U WILL B FOED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rul numbah 2: MY RARES R ONLY LABELED UNCOMMONS BECUZ OF A MIXUP ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY R ALL OMG SO RAREZ!!!
rule nubah 3: NVR OFFER ON MY RARES OR I WILL KILL U 2 DETH 4EVER ANY U WILL B DEAD!!!!!
okay hv fun

What is this world coming to ._.

What? Is this supposed to be serious? Is this reportable? I mean, threatening to kill someone for offering on pets that you can easily lock away is a bit harsh.

Yeah. I think someone needs to be told about this person. That's just a bit out of hand. [/quote]

PMed them, They sent back

oh srry that was wn i ws yng and i wus stupid so yeh ill fix it sorry it ws a jk

._. thats no joke

[Dovahkiin]

This isn't too horribly bad, but still o_o

I think it's bad o3o 1 VR, some rares, a bunch of uncommons, for 6 VR's, rares, and others.

[Temperance.]

PMed them, They sent back

oh srry that was wn i ws yng and i wus stupid so yeh ill fix it sorry it ws a jk

._. thats no joke

[.....don't really know what to say. Apart from having trouble understanding their English, or lack thereof, I find that ridiculous. -sigh- some people are just....ridiculous.]

[Survivor]

This trade wasn't the thing that made me furious.

It was their message.

They were trying to lie to me. Do they think I was stupid?

They were trying to tell me that they were looking for the cat for a whole year. They've joined on August of 2011.

I know most of the 2010 users. That's why I was suspicious when they told me they joined a year ago.

Seriously. They must've thought I was stupid. I don't even think they knew there is a very clear date of when they joined, right on their profile.

What an insult.

Wow
o.o

What a FAIL at lying.

[{Mᴇᴍᴏʀʏ S ᴛ ᴀ ʀ.}]

PMed them, They sent back

oh srry that was wn i ws yng and i wus stupid so yeh ill fix it sorry it ws a jk

._. thats no joke

[.....don't really know what to say. Apart from having trouble understanding their English, or lack thereof, I find that ridiculous. -sigh- some people are just....ridiculous.]

I know, That was just ridiculous, I still can't believe all that -_-;
They joined in 2009 too, which puzzles me greatly...

[FreddyCenobite]

This trade wasn't the thing that made me furious.

It was their message.

They were trying to lie to me. Do they think I was stupid?

They were trying to tell me that they were looking for the cat for a whole year. They've joined on August of 2011.

I know most of the 2010 users. That's why I was suspicious when they told me they joined a year ago.

Seriously. They must've thought I was stupid. I don't even think they knew there is a very clear date of when they joined, right on their profile.

What an insult.

I've seen this happen before. It was either early in this thread, or the last "trade rant thread" that someone said a user tried to scam them using this very "I've been looking for this pet for over a year" (when the person joined in 2011) gimmick.

[Kenjaku]

apparently the way i had my rules laid out made them intimidating.
i rewrote them to where it's short, concise, and blunt.
the first five or so trades i received after changing them were perfect.

...but people are going right back to not reading them. :I
why do i even try?

[Mindfang]

This trade wasn't the thing that made me furious.

It was their message.

They were trying to lie to me. Do they think I was stupid?

They were trying to tell me that they were looking for the cat for a whole year. They've joined on August of 2011.

I know most of the 2010 users. That's why I was suspicious when they told me they joined a year ago.

Seriously. They must've thought I was stupid. I don't even think they knew there is a very clear date of when they joined, right on their profile.

What an insult.

I've seen this happen before. It was either early in this thread, or the last "trade rant thread" that someone said a user tried to scam them using this very "I've been looking for this pet for over a year" (when the person joined in 2011) gimmick.

That's ridiculous. -_-'

[~Crimson~]

*Sigh* I was having a bad day and I was listening to a song that helped me then I got a trade, I thought, "Finally, even if it's a cancel" but I look at it to turn out to be this, with the message,"

HEEEYYY! Accept This Now!!! xD

, all I could cancel with is, "This was a joke right?"