Trade Rant Thread [v. 17] *new rule*

[Jailor]

I wanted to trade with this person, but...

Trades now OPEN. I WOULD REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU DONATED TRADE PETS!You are walking along a trail, when a brown and white yearling filly trots over to you, along with her parents. You were trying
to find Harley's trades, and now you end up with three horses!
"Hiiiiii!" the yearling shouted when she saw you."My parents say trade fair! They are the guards or our owners trades. We will never be for trade!"

The mother snorted. "Now, Strika. Don't be rude!" she whinnied. "So, there are some rules. You will go to different guardians and get rules. Rule 1: Trade fair! Do NOT ask for a 2010 rare and give my master a common from this year.Now go to Great Spirit."

The father glanced at you. "I have rule two. It is this: don't offer on the not for trade groups. Now I send you on to Scourge and Brightheart, each have two rules."


Scourge hissed. "You want the next two rules?You better obey them or you have no face, you two-leg! 3: A group she is most WILLING to trade, TRDAE PETS. 4: Leave a message(no COPPA's have to.). Now go to Brightheart, and get the last rules!" he snarled.

Brightheart smiled. "Don't mind Scourge. Rule 5:Check the trade before sending it, and ask yourself:would I accept this? Rule 6: If she cancels, don't be rude to her!" she said. "There is the house of trades."

If you send me a suggestion with pets you want from me, and no message saying something like 'look through my pets and edit' I WILL cancel! And of course, I do NOT trade unknown rarities UNLESS it's in the trades group. ultimate Dreamie:Image I would also like badly: The red Halloween 2009 dog with chibi bat wings, not the PPS.[size=200]DO NOT BE GREEDY AND SEND MANY TRADES! ONE TRADE AT A TIME!

Exactly as it appeared to me, without the pet images. Now I discourage. u-u

I understand if you don't even read the whole thing; I didn't. But just notice the first part and the last part. The source of another bad trade, for sure.

I cringed the whole time I was reading this

I was like "WUT???"

[reynard]

...I fail to see how even rarity math could give me a reason for this.

But don't you know the spider will be very rare??? /end sarcasm
I'm not sure why, but people tend to think that newborns are bathed with gold.

I think we can blame the lions!

Joking.

[lucifer morningstar]

I wanted to trade with this person, but...

Trades now OPEN. I WOULD REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU DONATED TRADE PETS!You are walking along a trail, when a brown and white yearling filly trots over to you, along with her parents. You were trying
to find Harley's trades, and now you end up with three horses!
"Hiiiiii!" the yearling shouted when she saw you."My parents say trade fair! They are the guards or our owners trades. We will never be for trade!"

The mother snorted. "Now, Strika. Don't be rude!" she whinnied. "So, there are some rules. You will go to different guardians and get rules. Rule 1: Trade fair! Do NOT ask for a 2010 rare and give my master a common from this year.Now go to Great Spirit."

The father glanced at you. "I have rule two. It is this: don't offer on the not for trade groups. Now I send you on to Scourge and Brightheart, each have two rules."


Scourge hissed. "You want the next two rules?You better obey them or you have no face, you two-leg! 3: A group she is most WILLING to trade, TRDAE PETS. 4: Leave a message(no COPPA's have to.). Now go to Brightheart, and get the last rules!" he snarled.

Brightheart smiled. "Don't mind Scourge. Rule 5:Check the trade before sending it, and ask yourself:would I accept this? Rule 6: If she cancels, don't be rude to her!" she said. "There is the house of trades."

If you send me a suggestion with pets you want from me, and no message saying something like 'look through my pets and edit' I WILL cancel! And of course, I do NOT trade unknown rarities UNLESS it's in the trades group. ultimate Dreamie:Image I would also like badly: The red Halloween 2009 dog with chibi bat wings, not the PPS.[size=200]DO NOT BE GREEDY AND SEND MANY TRADES! ONE TRADE AT A TIME!

Exactly as it appeared to me, without the pet images. Now I discourage. u-u

I understand if you don't even read the whole thing; I didn't. But just notice the first part and the last part. The source of another bad trade, for sure.

I cringed the whole time I was reading this

Wow, I did too. Grammar....It kills me. I don't understand the whole life stories of your pets. Why do the pets give the rules? Aren't you human? Oh, and I love seeing open groups with a huge NFT in the name. Just lock it.

[Ashara]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 0nJ7Wvrzbw
My sorbets name says it's to tradebup or swap for a CE galaxy and my rules say I don't trade down...

[Lufi]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=20096948&userid=321336&signature=vdVB1W43eK2y0nJ7Wvrzbw
My sorbets name says it's to tradebup or swap for a CE galaxy and my rules say I don't trade down...

I'm sure that it's same person which offered this for my coontial -.-

[azazel.]

Okay, let another hoard begin! And let people ask for my paperclip pets because my hoard is uncommon! >_>

[lucifer morningstar]

Sure, the lion has demand, but I don't see how this was so unfair to you. And if you don't want it, why is it on your WL?
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... pr1F_owVrw

[Liliette]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 36XfHSvVdg
I can't take it.
Just....

[~Shiori~]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=20099821&userid=292960&signature=PYcQkDhRqZW036XfHSvVdg
I can't take it.
Just....

Well they did try somewhat. At least the grinner is on the same list.


Off-topic: Omg, your avatar is love. <3 XD

[Liliette]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=20099821&userid=292960&signature=PYcQkDhRqZW036XfHSvVdg
I can't take it.
Just....

Well they did try somewhat. At least the grinner is on the same list.


Off-topic: Omg, your avatar is love. <3 XD

Thanks XD

Fair or not, that horse isnt even on my wishlist
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... vToJTloDvg
*sight*