My pets don't do things like that.

But I WILL post a list of pretty funny things my pets will do.
Guinea Pig:
Clangs his water bottle [he only does this when he is thirsty] against his cage and screams reeeet reet reet reet at the top of his lungs
Pretends my finger is celery [OW! He loves celery unfortunetly]
Climbs on my shoulder like a parrot [He wishes you good luck on your birdie Tess]
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Cat 1 [Kiko]
Bites
Hiss
Climbs on you and won't let go
Attacks the dog
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Cat 2 [Jax]
Pretends to be haunting me in the middle of the night
Never ever goes in the traveling-to-the-vet- cage
Screeches at the top of his lungs when he's hungry
Does the white-t-shirt-ghost trick when I'm just about asleep
Is the alarm clock in the morning
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Cat 3 [Basha]
Sits on my nana
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Dog:
Chases squirrels
Digs in the trash while we're out of the house
Gives you the I'm a little adorable doggy eyes
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There. Is that good?