pets i’m missing are wishlisted, though i’ll accept any. sob story warning: i’ve always collected candy corn pets because of my dog’s obsession with it but started hoarding items last year after he passed away. he had the biggest sweet tooth and went absolutely nuts for the stuff. maybe because it literally tastes like powdered sugar whipped with oil and honey. maybe not. maybe he could tell i liked halloween and associated the two. i don’t know. he did specifically like brach’s. there were off-brands he would turn his nose up to. he was cool. everyone said we had a weird bond and now he’s gone. i don’t expect to ever find another dog like him. filling the void in my life with candy corn isn’t going to solve anything, but oh well. maybe it’s morbid. i don’t care. i want all of it.
if you’ve never cried into a giant tub of candy corn before, you’re missing out.