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[emjayy]

only took 15 years to get a UR in the 18th boxes
not too bad not too bad

[emjayy]

YEAAAAAA A BABY ROSE YEAH
94 ROSE DOGS AND ITS THE OKLY REASON I STILL COME CRAWLING BACK HERE

[emjayy]

UR items is my 174th reason so why
why am i here
someone just offer me a ton of realistic art so i can disappear

[emjayy]

i am in fact still alive

arguably

[emjayy]

lying in bed thinking over the fact i told my driving instructor i will crash it's inevitable i am NOT meant to drive

[emjayy]

life update

i am alive
i am thriving
i got married
i still don't feel like an adult
i like cheese now
i take a nap, i take a nap here, goodnight

[emjayy]

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.
They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it... and spits on it.
They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

[emjayy]

the choke hold grey's anatomy has on me at 3:35am when i'm desperately tired but it's a beautiful day to save lives

[emjayy]

you would steal a car

[emjayy]

rats