[ramattra]

i dARE U TO READ THIS STORY!11!!

mr. kirbles was at one of his squirrel schemes again. he was working for the FBI and his mission was to have a kungfu fight with a sumo wrestler squirrel. the cops caught him and he spent a week in men's prison. there he met margaret turd. they fell in love instantly1!! and got married 2 hours later. margaret was abused by his her daredevil father who never succeeded. once, he tried to fly over the grande canyon. the only problem was that he was fat and had stubby legs. so when he made a tremendous leap off the ledge, he only made 6 inches,,, then fell. down in the canyon, he met the girl of his dreams. they gave birth to margaret turd. then margaret turd spent her lifetime as a rebel. she escaped the canyon in a feat of rebellion and was found in a nude area except she was so ugly and it was only for women so they took her to jail. there she met,,, breadstick kirbles. when it was time for their release,, they never left. they decided to stay. then they died. the end.

and thaT;S THE story of mr and mrs kirbles. <3
margaret kirbles and breadstick kirbles. they had one child. his name was margaretstick. he was ugly. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end.

[stride]

lIEK IF U CRY EVREY TMIE

[ramattra]

reADING this storie stil bringes teers 2 my eyes!!1

[swampfiend]

bEST story EvEr.
(did you like use a short story generator?)

[ramattra]

thx bro!!

me and my friend scfwolf came up with this.