Salon Waiting Room - Casual Chat

[beebopbee]

please enjoy my small fanfic. also, how would u absolute funky folks chew ur hair!!! wouldn’t it feel gross afterwards???


totoro flew from chair to chair, her feathers splashed with random hair dye. cs Salon Assistants sat in rows of salon chairs, clamoring over their unfinished hair. “i’m trying to go as fast as i can! chirrup! there are so many of you!” she grabbed a comb with her talons and ran it through katsue’s hair. their purple curls bounced and shook as totoro worked, only to be cut off by a screech. “TOTORO! ZELERY IS MAKING FRIED CHICKEN OUT OF MY HAIR!” zel screamed, slapping zelery with a shampoo bottle. shampoo flew everywhere, but zelery just swallowed it and continued to fry zel’s hair. totoro simply ignored them and decided she would step in when somebody got hurt. outside the salon, hundreds of cs members stood in a crowd, all yelling and laughing with eachother. “HEY, ZELERY. YOU SHOULD SAVE SOME SHAMPOO FOR US!” a voice rang out, and aliria’s face appeared in the window. “I MADE THESE STAMPS TO PROVE MY DEDICATION!” totoro looked disturbed by this and continued to style the Salon Assistants. by the time she finished, the entire Salon Assistants team had gorgeous, colorful afros.

yes grate fanfic

[Vine boom sound]

i am confusion

Sometimes you just get lonely and trade with yourself, yknow?

But.. how?

You are able to trade yourself once you get your hair done!!

[Shinryu]

On another note, Celozon the 'Shampooer' is here, so if ya'all want shampoo..

Celozon = Shampoo

Shampoo = drink

So
Drink Celozon

Cel should start a line of energy drinks with shampoo flavor
I'm sure business will be booming for them

[Osborn]

Can someone explain to me what is going on

[skip]

i am confusion

Sometimes you just get lonely and trade with yourself, yknow?

But.. how?

It's probably from an event

[the mimic]

Can someone explain to me what is going on

hair salon.

[Vine boom sound]

Can someone explain to me what is going on

We are at a salon

[skyline]

guys
if you drink shampoo
does that make your hair naturally gorgeous and clean 🤔

[Shinryu]

Zelery, straightener. Not hair dryer. It doesn’t get it crunchy enough!

bold of you to assume some of us can have anything about them straightened out

[FallenOrpheus]

Can someone explain to me what is going on

We're drinking shampoo and making toast with hair straighteners.