2018 Easter Event: Casual Chat

[Sylphicat]

Animal eggs
Animal eggs
Where are the animal eggs
I have every other egg
That's not an animal egg
I wish I was an actual DUCK
So I can lay eggs
All eggs
Every egg
They can be mine
I use them as tokens
To trade for bunnies
But I really want ducks
Not bunnies
Because I am a DUCK
Not a BUNNY
For I QUACK and QUACK
And QUACK for eternity
Forever until I get at least one DUCK
TOKENS I NEED THEM TOO GOSH DANGIT
CANT FORGET TOKENS
GIMMIE GIMMIE NOW
GIMMIE NOW
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OR I WILL QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERHJL

[Queen Chryssy]

Animal eggs
Animal eggs
Where are the animal eggs
I have every other egg
That's not an animal egg
I wish I was an actual DUCK
So I can lay eggs
All eggs
Every egg
They can be mine
I use them as tokens
To trade for bunnies
But I really want ducks
Not bunnies
Because I am a DUCK
Not a BUNNY
For I QUACK and QUACK
And QUACK for eternity
Forever until I get at least one DUCK
TOKENS I NEED THEM TOO GOSH DANGIT
CANT FORGET TOKENS
GIMMIE GIMMIE NOW
GIMMIE NOW
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OR I WILL QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERHJL

Hmmmm it seems I started something. Perhaps if we all write poetry for thy yonder eggs, be they animal or lovely egg, we shall obtain from yon banner the ones it refuses to give us!
(Or well, I just want to hear all the poetry users can make for our woes. Still fits right? hehe as it is just us all bemoaning our lack of the things we want. )

[Sinful]

POEMS? I CAN DO THAT

Egg, oh egg,
how i do beg,
for those mighty, mighty animal eggs,
egg, egg, give me an egg,
or i will smack u upon ur head
shiny, shiny, grimy, grimy,
i love eggies, like theres no to-mimey

[Takahe]

Forget the egg gods, I need to thank the fox gods.

... Got 6/7 variations from my box. Took six freaking hours to get the last one. Back to getting the last few eggs for my green bunnies.

[gaymer]

sonnet number how many damn blue eggs im getting

my fingers graze over the refresh button, hesitant, waiting
would this moment be the moment i gaze upon a starstruck kitten?
my eyes meet the gentle blue of another egg as i grow frustrated
i lurch back and slam my head into my desk, you must be kidding.

hour after hour i lay hunched over a fluorescent screen
the banner haunts me, taunts me, disappearing with practiced ease
i rest my weary head on my pillow with laptop closed
but this damn bright banner slips into my dreams

why tess, i yell, why nick, i scream, yanking at my hair
i rush to the trading thread with the rarest pets at hand
accepted flashes onto my computer, this happiness i cannot bare!
oh banner, have you come to witness an animal egg this grand?

You have now been given this item:
Animal Egg You Overpaid For
You can now use this item to decorate your pets. Just look for the 'Add items to pet...' link at the bottom of your pet's page.

[Sylphicat]

* Yells at banner to give me the squid, bunny, or cat egg...
* Gets another gold egg...
*frustrated sigh...*

[Sylphicat]

sonnet number how many damn blue eggs im getting

my fingers graze over the refresh button, hesitant, waiting
would this moment be the moment i gaze upon a starstruck kitten?
my eyes meet the gentle blue of another egg as i grow frustrated
i lurch back and slam my head into my desk, you must be kidding.

hour after hour i lay hunched over a fluorescent screen
the banner haunts me, taunts me, disappearing with practiced ease
i rest my weary head on my pillow with laptop closed
but this damn bright banner slips into my dreams

why tess, i yell, why nick, i scream, yanking at my hair
i rush to the trading thread with the rarest pets at hand
accepted flashes onto my computer, this happiness i cannot bare!
oh banner, have you come to witness an animal egg this grand?

You have now been given this item:
Animal Egg You Overpaid For
You can now use this item to decorate your pets. Just look for the 'Add items to pet...' link at the bottom of your pet's page.

Are these poems really helping
Or are they a lost hope?

[gaymer]

sonnet number how many damn blue eggs im getting

my fingers graze over the refresh button, hesitant, waiting
would this moment be the moment i gaze upon a starstruck kitten?
my eyes meet the gentle blue of another egg as i grow frustrated
i lurch back and slam my head into my desk, you must be kidding.

hour after hour i lay hunched over a fluorescent screen
the banner haunts me, taunts me, disappearing with practiced ease
i rest my weary head on my pillow with laptop closed
but this damn bright banner slips into my dreams

why tess, i yell, why nick, i scream, yanking at my hair
i rush to the trading thread with the rarest pets at hand
accepted flashes onto my computer, this happiness i cannot bare!
oh banner, have you come to witness an animal egg this grand?

You have now been given this item:
Animal Egg You Overpaid For
You can now use this item to decorate your pets. Just look for the 'Add items to pet...' link at the bottom of your pet's page.

Are these poems really helping
Or are they a lost hope?

they keep me sane plus theyre fun to write so i can laugh at the banner gods
THEY CANT BREAK ME

[Queen Chryssy]

sonnet number how many damn blue eggs im getting

my fingers graze over the refresh button, hesitant, waiting
would this moment be the moment i gaze upon a starstruck kitten?
my eyes meet the gentle blue of another egg as i grow frustrated
i lurch back and slam my head into my desk, you must be kidding.

hour after hour i lay hunched over a fluorescent screen
the banner haunts me, taunts me, disappearing with practiced ease
i rest my weary head on my pillow with laptop closed
but this damn bright banner slips into my dreams

why tess, i yell, why nick, i scream, yanking at my hair
i rush to the trading thread with the rarest pets at hand
accepted flashes onto my computer, this happiness i cannot bare!
oh banner, have you come to witness an animal egg this grand?

You have now been given this item:
Animal Egg You Overpaid For
You can now use this item to decorate your pets. Just look for the 'Add items to pet...' link at the bottom of your pet's page.

Are these poems really helping
Or are they a lost hope?

they keep me sane plus theyre fun to write so i can laugh at the banner gods
THEY CANT BREAK ME

I agree, at least they are fun to write and give us a way to pour out our souls on how much the banner annoys us. Speaking of, it just gave me another darn green egg. BANNER! I have enough green eggs for now! Pleaasssse give me the animal eggs I'm missing instead or purple ones? *gives the banner big ole puppy dog eyes.*

[TheSongOfTheStars]

And now it's getting weird.



Is anyone going to talk about how there are two baby bee onezie bunnies? One from last year ad now this years? The only real difference is that this year's looks more realistic