"Here we have a moon faced leprechaun bird,
The rarest of all magical creatures.
To attract one of these mythical creatures, one must first:
Burn a pair of green underwear,
brush ones teeth with an aphid,
jump on a glass table,
feed the burnt grease from a barbecue to a hedgehog,
jump on a crocodiles back while singing "Raining Tacos",
eat a bird poop sandwich,
and lastly, set out a pile of froo froo seeds.
All this must be done under the full moon,
and maybe this magical creature will decide to appear...."