Disney's live action version of Dumbo
What.
I think my brain in unable to comprehend that sentence.
'Dumbo', a mostly silent little gem of pure cartoony character animation is being remade... with real elephants. In a era where circus elephants (and circus animals in general) are going extinct.
What?!How is that even going to work?! I mean I guess they'll make Dumbo CGI, but there's no way a realistic CGI elephant flapping it's ears in the air is going to look anything but laughable next to a real elephant. Or a real anything for that matter. Are they going to have a CG Casey Jr. too? What about the infamous crows? What about Dumbo being cradled in his mother's trunk? Elephants are strong but they can't cradle a baby elephant with their trunk.
I sincerely hope it's a joke. I mean I
adore the film 'Dumbo', but it's never been a big movie for Disney - yes it made a lot of profit, and possibly saved the studio. But part of the reason why is because it was made cheaply, and it simply came out at the right time. 'Dumbo' is not a film today's audience wants to see. Unless they change the whole story completely. I mean, we can laugh at the mean elephants getting hurt in the circus act in 'Dumbo' because they're caricatures. They're not really innocent animals - they're circus performers. But picture that same scene with
real elephants, and suddenly no one is laughing. 'Dumbo' is meant to be a feel-good film! That's why people like it! That's why it made money! How can anyone feel good about a film like that?
Disney... What are you thinking?! Remake 'Atlantis'! Remake 'Oliver and Company', remake 'Sword in the Stone' or 'Lady and the Tramp' or 'Aristocats'! A live action adaptation of any one of those would have an audience. I mean 'Lady and the Tramp' and 'Aristocats' might be kind of dumb, but it's better then
'Dumbo'! People love to see dogs and cats playing and being cute and falling in love. People don't want to see elephants being chained in tiny train cars and forced to perform. Is this the image Disney really wants to portray? And then they also want people to be happy at the end? Okay, honestly though, I'd probably complain about 'Lady and the Tramp' (or let's be honest just about
any animated classic) being remade as live action too, but at least that one
makes sense. That one is marketable! Who is a remake of 'Dumbo' even going to be for?
Anyway, did not mean to turn that into a rant, but seriously, 'Dumbo'?
'Dumbo'!? There isn't a Disney film more of it's era than 'Dumbo'. You might as well remake "Bus Stop" from the 50s and expect people to laugh at a man throwing a woman over his shoulder and dragging her out of an establishment. I really hate that movie. And yes, it is a romantic comedy. You're supposed to laugh at it. I don't understand it either. In the context of the time, it's funny I guess, but nowadays? It would never work.