[diatomdude]

username;; Sheepishlie
link to form;; xXx
name;; Cyrillus
gender;; Stallion
eye colour;; Ember
horn/hoof material & rarity;; Golden Obsidian // Uncommon
phenotype;; Blue Roan Splash II
genotype;; EE/aa/nRn/Spl2Spl2

Give me your best dad-joke for this BBQ-esque Chry.

[little_light]

Username: σptιmus primє
Name: summer solstice | solar
Gender: stallion
Dad Joke™: the dad joke to end all dad jokes

[Fiern]

Username: Fiern
Name: Bunker
Gender: Stallion
Dad Joke™:

[Soarora]

Username: MaximumWildlife
Name: Wildfire
Gender: Male
Dad Joke™: “Hey Rebecca! Why is your username NotRebecca when you’re Rebecca? Are you not Rebecca? WHERE’S REBECCA?”

Need better jokes lol, I’m not a dad so I don’t think the pun qualifies lel

[ilhdc7]

Username: ilhdc7
Name: McClintock
Gender: Stallion
Dad Joke™:

Me; "I'm tired, Dad.."
Dad; *looks at me and opens mouth*
Me; "No-No- Don't do i-"
Dad; "hhhhiiiii tiRED IM DADDDDDD"
Me; *implodes*

[Wolves of Rain]

Username: Wolves of Rain
Name: Tasfa
Gender: Mare
Dad Joke™: As my siblings and I are decided whether or not we want to go to the burger place, my dad asks, "Would you rather go or get steak out?"

[EchoIre]

Username: Redbug
Name: Nuri
Gender: Mare
Dad Joke™: Why did the blind man fall down a well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

[ghost queen.]

Username: ghost queen.
Name: mamuka
Gender: mare
Dad Joke™:

what do you call a gay when they're in their house with nobody else?

homolone

[sheepish]

Username: Sheepishlie
Name: Cyrillus
Gender: Stallion
Dad Joke™: OOF

[Arkinhallow]

Username: arkin.
Name: Lick of Flame // Igni
Gender: stallion
Dad Joke™: What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback