Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You enjoy DOING THE WINDY THING, PULLING PRANKS, and NIC CAGE MOVIES. Especially CON AIR. You are the HEIR OF BREATH, and you ABUSE THIS as MUCH AS YOU CAN. You have a DAUGHTER NAMED CASEY, who is a SALAMANDER, and whom your BOYFRIEND MATESPRIT REFUSES TO ACCEPT AS HIS CHILD. Speaking of which, you have a BOYFRIEND MATESPRIT named KARKAT who you find EXTREMELY FUN TO PRANK. Your BEST FRIENDS are ROSE LALONDE, JADE HARLEY, and DAVE STRIDER, though you like PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.
John (c) Homestuck/MS Paint Adventures
Wolfified version (c) me/jthmlover8
John (c) Homestuck/MS Paint Adventures
Wolfified version (c) me/jthmlover8
