Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You enjoy TROLLING, FREAKING OUT, GIVING QUADRANT ADVICE, and BEING ANGRY. ALL THE TIME. You do not like DISCUSSING YOUR BLOOD COLOR, or having CONVERSATIONS WITH MORONS. Which is EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. Your FAVORITE PAST TIMES are TROLLING, BEING ANGRY, and TROLLING JOHN while BEING ANGRY.
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But you DO NOT LIKE being angry AT John. Because BEING ANGRY AT YOUR MATESPRIT is VERY UNPLEASANT and AWKWARD because BLACKROM FEELINGS do NOT BELONG in REDROM QUADRANTS and John SUCKS AT KISMISHIP ANYWAYS.
Karkat (c) Homestuck/MS Paint Adventures
Wolfified version (c) me/jthmlover8
. . .
But you DO NOT LIKE being angry AT John. Because BEING ANGRY AT YOUR MATESPRIT is VERY UNPLEASANT and AWKWARD because BLACKROM FEELINGS do NOT BELONG in REDROM QUADRANTS and John SUCKS AT KISMISHIP ANYWAYS.
Karkat (c) Homestuck/MS Paint Adventures
Wolfified version (c) me/jthmlover8