1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[JadeJester22]

Swap the contents of all the vanilla pudding containers and mayo bottles.

[OldShoe]

Shoplift. Literally. Please don't pick up the Walmart store.

[SuperKoolKat]

scream "I HAVE A DEADLY WEAPON!" at the top of your lungs! It also doubles as a way to get arrested!

[vixenmatch]

throwing rocks through the drywall

[partyshrimp]

5574. empty a bunch of cereal boxes and cover your arms and legs with them. then walk around robotically claiming that you are the great destruct-o-tron and everybody must subject to your will. that’s when you start scooping up the pieces of cereal and throwing them at everyone.

[WarriorcatKitty]

5575. get behind the counters when no one is looking, start playing your favorite movie/youtube video/song on all the TVs with the volume set to 100. then download viruses :DDD

[Little Trickster]

5576: take one bite out of everything. Cookies, produce, etc.


(And I wanted to say, this made me very happy)

2~ throw skiddles at raindom people saying, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

[Whiterosecat]

5577: Climb to the tops of the shelves and start jumping between them over the isles.

[[ r a t ]]

5578: Open up a durian. Not just with a knife, pry it open with your bare hands. Right in front of Customer Service.

[Sharpy]

5579: Steal a blue shirt from the clothing section, put it on, then hang out with the staff in the break room, eating all their snacks, until someone finally notices you're not one of them.