Hey JDT! Well, you know how I left you in suspense? Well..... I'm not done yet!
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SUSPENSE!!!!
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Whew! Glad I got that out of my system. So..... what was I talking about? Lazer tag? Okay. So Mutant drove us to the LazerTagWorld, which is really unfortunate because he is a REALLY bad driver. How he got his license, I'll never know. But anyway, after a nauseating ride in my mom's mini van, we arrived. We walked in and I instantly froze. There was Damien. Standing over at the break counter, eating gummy bears. Woah. He was so cute when he ate chewy deliciousness.... SNAP OUT OF IT! Sorry, zoned out for a minute. Well, Stripe was putting on his gear backwards, so Mutant, being the kind person that he was, sat there and laughed as Stripe tried to figure out what was so funny. Eventually he realized his error and fixed his gear. Just as Jennel shot him with her lazer. Fun, right? Well, the night continued and it was all pretty awesome, until Randal/Skull and his 'popular bad boy' group showed up. I finally managed some pictures,
Skull/Randal-
Blight, 1 of the 2 Yes Men. They will agree with ANYTHING Randal/Skull says.

I don't know her name, but I call her Emo Lemon. Fitting, yes? She is second in command in Randal/Skull's group.

And this is Jackie, number 2 of the Yes Men. Though with a little more will power then Blight. (Picture will be added!)
They walked in and saw us. Immediately targeted, we maneuvered closer to the snack bar. And closer to Damien. STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!!! Grr. I have no willpower. Anyway, Mutant say Emo Lemon and fell head over heels! He literally DROOLED!!! He went up to her and started talking in a way I guess he thought was smoothe, but it really sounded like a bunch of lame and rehearsed pick up lines. And the thing is, she LIKED IT!!! She must have thought he was cool because of how much older he was. She started FLIRTING with him!!! Ugg! Gross! Its my BROTHER! And then, the unthinkable happened! Randal/Skull and Damien both came up to me and started talking to me! Damein was being all mean, like,
"Hey loser! Whats that ugly thing on your neck? Oh, its your head! Hahaha!" But Skull/Randal was being NICE! He was all. "Don't be rude. Shes beautiful!" I was like, "WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Then Randal/Skull leaned in and KISSED ME!!! I was about to slap him when I heard this weird beeping! It was getting louder and louder! People started evacuating, and Skull disappeared into a poof of dust! Then came in a T-Rex!!! And riding on him was Justin Wolf, the teen pop sensation! Then I woke up. Yeah, I opened my eyes and I was sitting in my room with my alarm clock beeping in my ear! I turned it off. Then thought, "how much of this was a dream? Is Demien real? Did I even go to the first day of school!!?!?!?!??! My question was answered when my mom walked in. "Honey, hurry up. You wouldn't want to be late on the first day of school!" AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! I lied! Did you see your face? Not unless you where looking in a mirror. But that was priceless!!! You where all, WHAT!!?!?!?!??! o.0 Haha! I lied! It wasn't ALL a dream! Only the parts with lazer tag. As it turns out, I got home and fell asleep on the couch! Stripe and Keen never came to my door! It was a DREAM! But, I DID go to school and to the icecream shop! So Damien is real after all. Yeah, don't think I wasn't sighing with relief when I realized that. Anyway, I will write later, bye!