Ughhhhh *groannnnn* I have school today. I lugged myself out of bed. I heard my phone ring. It had a really annoying ringtone. I answered it.
Nick: Are you up? Me: Unfortunately. Nick: Good. I need you on the helicarrier. Me: But I have school... Nick: Don't worry, we sent an LMD and doctor Conners is going to do your homework. Me: Doctor Conners? Wasn't he the lizard? Nick: Yeah. He's really smart and stuff. Well, that's the only time I've heard Nick not sound like a smarticis.
Me: okie-doke. I have to go to Thunder next week by the way. Nick: Okay. Be here in less than ten minutes. You're being timed. I didn't even hang up. I threw the phone into the air and went into the closet. I stopped it midway with my telekinesis and I slipped on my suit. I was using a lot of energy, so I let go of the phone. I did a baseball player slide across the floor and snatched it up as it fell.
Putting it in my suit's phonecaae, I leapt out the window and onto the abandoned building's roofs. I clicked the green button on my belt. Everything, including me, started floating. I used all my effort to lower the other objects and keep me afloat. It was really weird seeing that I had all this power but I can't even control it a smidge. I ended up falling up. Which wasn't so bad since I crashed right into the shield helicarrier. I tried using my wings to get to the top. Let's just say I made it there in the last 10 seconds of my timed arrival.
Nick: Well, that was better than last time. Oh, that reminds me. I've been training with Capt for a week and two days. I think it's working because I have these weird line things on my stomach. He calls them "Abs". Lots of working out. Too much. I feel like I've been working at a gym for months when im training with him. Day 1 was punching, day 2 was swimming, day 3 was fighting LMD's with combat moves I learned, day 4 was being able to effectively dodge things, day 5 was learning to use my surroundings to my advantage, day 6 was flying practice (that started and ended badly), day 7 was learning more combat moves, day 8 was bullet practice, and yesterday I learned how to get through lasers without being cut. Yup, those are pretty normal things to learn for a teenager.
Me: #improvementNick gave me a weird look.
Nick: How do you use a hashtag in a sentence without literally saying hashtag? Me: It's a parody. I'm allowed to defy logic.He shrugged and we began to walk inside.
Nick: Today has been kinda crazy. Someone hacked into Tony Stark's network this morning...My jaw dropped.
Me: Tony's network? He'd have to have some kind of huge loophole in his programming for anyone to hack his system!
Nick: Yes. And we need you to test and see if it was a distance hack or someone literally came into Tony's building and put a hacking bug onto his systems.
[color=#0000FF]Me: How am I going to do that? Nick: You're going to hack him.Me: What?! His network might hack me back! Nick: We need you to try. Come with me. We walked into a large technology room. It was a lot like the one from Avengers where Dr. Banner and Tony had worked on finding the Teseract through gamma radiation signatures. Yes, I did watch the avengers recently to improve this diary. Tony stark was standing there popping blueberries into his mouth:
Yeah, the pic is kinda bad. Tony looks a bit different. I got that one from a newspaper.
Nick: Tony, I want you to meet Xura. Tony turned and looked at me.
Tony: She's a kid. Nick: She's one of my agents and one of the best hackers in the city. Tony gave Nick a sideways glance.
Tony: When you find someone who can actually help us, tell me. Oh so this is the charm all those movies act out
Nick: Give her a chance. I opened my laptop. They ignored me and continued talking.
Tony: No way. She's a just a kid. There's nothing she can help with I scrolled through Tony's mainframe and code. I went through about 10,000 green digits until it brought me to a pop-up.
Nick: Come on! She has to learn something. This is good experience. Tony: I should've just hacked it myself. I continued working while they argued.
Nick: Just give her one try. She hacked the shield network! I didn't look up but I interrupted.
Me: Actually, there's no proof of that. Nick: Who else would've done it? Me: Could've been Tony. Nick: Tony hacked our network when he first got here. He wouldn't want to do it again. Tony shrugged.
Tony: Could we get back to-Me: Aha! They turned and looked over at me.
Me: Well, I hacked into your network and found that about a month ago, a virus entered into your system and started deleting all your safety networks which caused hacking you to be 20x's more easy. Tony: Like.. An inside bug? Me: Exactly. But you can see that it must have been transmitted externally by someone who literally put a hack on your mainframe from the inside of your building. Or, speaking out of nerd text, they put a bug on your big computer thingy while they were in the building. Tony: So what is it doing to my network? Me: It's slowly killing your defenses. So every firewall you've put up is almost gone. It's like going from hacking the pentagon to hacking the shawarma place down the street.Nick: So it seems that you have an enemy. I sat back in a swivel chair I magically got out of nowhere.
Me: Well, knowing Tony, he's a man of many enemies. To narrow it down, who has threatened you and has been in your building in the past 6 months? Tony ate another blueberry and stood in thought for a moment.
Tony: I'd say about 3... Or 30... I don't know. I can't seem to remember *another blueberry*Me: Okay... Did you have any special events in your building? Tony: I had a party last month, with about 6,000 people. Give or take a few hundreds.-_-; This is going to be harder than I thought.
Me: Okay... Hm.. Maybe- No... You can't do that.... Uhm... Maybe we should just focus on getting the virus out of the system? Nick: Yeah, but how do we do that? Me: Uh.. Hmm... Tony: Oh. Well I had a safety put in just in case this would ever happen one day. Me: Okay! Good. Let's just-Tony: But it's dangerous. Want a blueberry?I took a blueberry.
Me: Nothing ever is safe apparently. Alright. Want do we have to do? I was thinking more along the lines of "enter a password", or "break a secret code" but Nope. That's not the answer I got. I even expected to go to Africa to obtain a secret item or something before I even anticipated this answer.
Tony: We have to go inside a video game I made, and beat it. Me: How exactly did you come up with that idea? Tony: Idk. I was bored *blueberry*Me: That's. The.Nick: Stupidest- Me: BEST IDEA IVE EVER HEARD!Okay, first off, I'm a teenager. Second, I LOVE video games. And third, I'm a NERD! This stuff is totally for me. #jointheringofnosociallife
Me: What kind of game is it? Nick: :/Me: What? I'm a nerdy teenage girl whose got nothing else to do! Nick: :/ Tony: It's a game called "Ironman and spy 6.5" it's a two player only game. Yes, my readers. You live for these absolutely cliché moments where everything just somehow works out perfectly.
Tony: Okay. So Nick, I need one of your agents to go in the game with me. Me: I'm kinda standing right here. Tony: I need someone with experience. Me: I've been to a gaming tournament, beaten all of the Luigi's mansion games, paper Mario games, I've done all the Mario karts, Played all the Super smash brother brawl games, played all the Pokemon D.S. And game boy games, Donkey Kong, Starwars Force unleashed, Battlefront one and two, Pokemon mystery dungeon, Pokemon Snap, Sonic Riders, Hey you pikachu, Lego Indiana Jones and Lego starwars, Scribblenauts, Legend of Zelda Orcania of Time- Tony: Okay. I get it, yeesh. Where do you get time for all this stuff? Me: That's the thing, I actually had no life before I met all you people. And, I liked that way. Nick: Okay. Xura this is your first shield mission. Me: Wait. Don't call it that. Everyone voted on the Fanclub that they wanted me to go to outer space for my next mission, so just call this like a half mission thing or something. Tony: You have a Fanclub? Me: Well, I told you, I unfortunately have a life now. Nick: Okay, it's a half mission thing or something. Tony: *huff* Fine. Come with me, we're going to my building.So I waved goodbye to Nick and flew after Tony as he got in his iron man suit and started flying like a boss. For once in my life, I actually did something right and flew perfectly the whole way there. Can't say the same for my landing though...
Me: *Smack!* Ughhhhh.... *slides off the window* Tony: .-. You're wasting time. Let's go. I peeled myself off the window and skipped after him as he walked into his building.
Tony: Okay so the game is this way. We literally have to be zapped inside the game. Me: What happens if we die? Tony: Well, I kinda like you so I guess I'll shed a tear. Me: ._. Thanks. We walked over to this huge room with a big machine thingy and a Starkset2000 game system.
Tony: Okay. You have to go first since I know how to work this and you don't. Me: Okay. What kind of game is this? Tony: .___. You beat the bad guy at the end of it. Me: Who's the bad guy? Tony: You ask a lot of questions. Just go get zapped into the game. Me: Okie-dokie! I walked into the big machiene-y thingy and when I walked out I was in a virtual reality. But I was a human! :O :O :O
Apparently, my belt was still here but I had PINK hair! Pink! And purple eyes. I look like a boss. I saw Tony walk in, he had his iron man costume and he was a human too. I looked down and saw I was holding a sword.
Me: This is the best weapon ever! Tony: It's just a sword... .___. Me: That's why it's the best weapon. I can actually hold it with hands!Tony shrugged.
Tony: Okay. So the bad guys look like this:
Me: I've seen 4-year-old's with more creativity. Tony: .___. I don't need your opinion. There's also monsters that look like this: 
Tony: And a lot more. Me: AGH! It looks like you spent a lot more time making the monsters than you did with those burglar stick figure things! Tony: *sighs* Let's just go.I followed him through the city streets of the game. there were people moving around everywhere. It was a complete remake of the city we live in. Suddenly, a little Objective screen appeared right next to me. It read:
Get to the helicarrier. Accept or decline?
I clicked "Accept" and suddenly a weird blue bag popped into my
paws... I mean Hands. A little helper arrow said it was Pixie dust and gave me directions how to use it. Apparently, magic is one of my special abilities since I'm basically normal (with a triple jump, a super elemental sword, and my current powers {Those are cheats in this game})
Me: Hey! Tony! Tony: Yeah? Me: I really don't like your name. Can I call you Iron like Iron Man? Iron: I don't careMe: Ok. Iron: The last one who gets to the helicarrier is moldy jello! Me: Moldy jello? Iron: #dontjudgemeI sparkled some pixie dust over my head. Two fairy wings grew on my back. I flew up and spun in a circle. Flying in games is sooooo much easier! We flew up into the helicarrier (I won but he denies it :T), and landed on the top.
Objective completed. x2 supply packs, 133 exp. points added
Suddenly, a health bar and an exp bar popped up a little ways above my head. I watched the blue exp points bar fill up and hit the thirty three mark.
You have reached level 2
swords-spy-girl-person-dog-thing!
Me: Well that's a really long description.We walked into the helicarrier.
Me: So did you create every part of this game? Iron: No. I only made the monsters and the characters. Me: ... So you don't know how hard it is? Iron: I have no idea. Me: ;-; Why would you have a game made to protect your network as a safety and not know a single thing about it?! He shrugged. Ugh. .-. I just know that some sort of surprise is going to pop out of nowhere and-
Suddenly something smacked me in the face. I turned and saw ninjas pouring out of all corridors in the helicarrier.
Me: Did your game just lead us into a trap or something? I kicked away the ninja that hit me, put my sword up and stood back to back with Tony.
Iron: I don't know. It's based on my real life. Me: What? Are you fighting ninjas everyday? Iron: Well... At least it's what my workers think I do all day. I put pixie dust on my sword.
Iron: What are you doing? They were getting closer.
Me: You'll see, just- Cover me! He blasted lasers at them and I saw my sword suddenly becoming a brilliant icy Aqua color. It was suddenly very cold. A big fat ninja started down the hallway. He was about the size of a pole in length and width. I started seeing things in a blue light. A little targeting arrow appeared above the fat ninja's head.
Me: ARGGHHHHHHHH! I pulled the heavy sword from the ground and ran down the hallway. I thrust my sword out. The tip barely touched the ninja but he paused. Suddenly, ice erupted out of the sword and threw him back into all the other ninjas. They all turned into snow. The exp. point bars showed up again.
Iron Man: Gained 234 exp. points. You are now a level 3! You get 2 blaster boosters and a shield. A new move has been added!
Xura: Gained 567 exp. points. You are now a level 6! You obtained a Pixie dust boost, 2 health packs, and 3 energy drinks. A new combo move has been added! You unlocked the fire sword! You unlocked a new sword option! You obtained a new sheathe!
Iron: How did you learn that?Me: I was winging it. Iron: But how did you know it would turn into ice? Me: I read the Pixie Dust directions. Iron: That's it?Me: Yeah you made the game. Anyone could do what I just did. I just make it look awesome! :DI slid my hand across the air and opened the main screen. I went to key items and switched from no sheath to the white one I just got. It pixeled onto the side of my belt and I put my sword in it.
Me: Alright. What exactly is our next quest? A quest option slid across the air.
Talk with Nick Fury. Accept or decline?
So cliché....
Me: Uh... You spelled Furry wrong. Iron: Actually, in another world, his name is Nick Fury. Me: Well, that sounds a lot more fierce. Iron: ikr. You know, your not so bad kid. Maybe I would shed 2 tears if you died. I smiled.
Me: I'll take that as a really messed up compliment.
by estherine » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:17 am 
