"BIRDS AREN'T REAL" SOCIETY

[Lex.]

question: is this actually real? or is this some sort of troll/joke?

edit:
i'm not even religious but

[marigoldz]

just one stumping question; what is the red liquid material that leaks out of birds when shot? it tastes and looks exactly like blood. please elaborate.

[Lex.]

just one stumping question; what is the red liquid material that leaks out of birds when shot? it tastes and looks exactly like blood. please elaborate.

Yes. Ive seen a dead bird ( unfortunately ) they are 100% real lmao

[marigoldz]

just one stumping question; what is the red liquid material that leaks out of birds when shot? it tastes and looks exactly like blood. please elaborate.

Yes. Ive seen a dead bird ( unfortunately ) they are 100% real lmao

no thats impossible, birds are not real so they do not have organs, blood, or life. i was looking for a clarification of the liquid sample taken from a "dead" (obselete) bird.

[mak.]

of course birds aren't real. theyre just robots that work for the bourgeoisie and charge themselves on powerlines.

[marigoldz]

of course birds aren't real. theyre just robots that work for the bourgeoisie and charge themselves on powerlines.

this adds more proof. every wondered how birds never get electrocuted when sitting on wires? that's right, because they are bot drones and thats where they get their energy

[mak.]

of course birds aren't real. theyre just robots that work for the bourgeoisie and charge themselves on powerlines.

this adds more proof. every wondered how birds never get electrocuted when sitting on wires? that's right, because they are bot drones and thats where they get their energy

e x a c t l y

[mongrel]

and so the truth has finally been revealed to the public. the bird is out of the bag.

[0_freak_0]

"On the basis of these assumptions, and the currently available knowledge at the time, Fisher estimated the global bird population at more than 100 billion birds."
~ so the government would have had the time and money to build 100 billion bird drones and distributed them across the whole globe. Ha! Seriously. Think of all the different kinds of birds. There would be tausend of different drones. I think this "theory" is pretty dumb and doesn't make sense at all. Do you have any clues for what you believe?

[mongrel]

cats.
cats are always right, you know. yes, you know. while the birds may be drones crafted by the government, cats are the all-knowing aliens bestowed upon earth by their home planet to collect data.
have you seen how the cats chirp at them through the window?