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A frequent traveler down the endless and winding binary code waves between computer networks and internet switches, Glitch wasn't a stranger to all the cracks and crevices in which one may find themselves stuck between as they surfed the web. Growing up between the layers of electrostatic zings and glass panes of old television screens, his family made sure he looked both ways before crossing the whirring Webway streets before he raced off with cash in hand and mischief in his eyes. Frequently he'd meet up with his best friend, 8-Bit, who helped out at his dad's old corner store on the weekends. Unlike previous weekends, though, Glitch had a riveting activity planned for the duo outside of 16-Bit Switches Store.
Dashing through the aisles up to the counter, Glitch slammed his money down in front of 8-Bit’s snoring nose hurriedly. “Good morning, buddy!”
Startled awake from his pixelated nap, 8-Bit jumped up off the counter and yelped. “G-Glitch! My bit rate can’t keep up with you!”
Glitch laughed animatedly, glancing across the candy boxes laid out beneath the counter. Static buzzed between his fingers as he slid a 100 Band bar and a Flickers bar over to his friend, who quickly scanned the barcodes into the register.
“One for you, and one for me,” he grinned slyly. “When do you finish your shift?”
Counting out coins as change for the transaction, 8-Bit chewed on his lip and sighed, “Unfortunately, not 'til later tonight. My family’s been real busy down at the Network Sorting Center ever since more consoles and computers have been gettin’ plugged in to Router Mountain.” Handing back the change, he peeled open the 100 Band and lousily took a bite.
Shrugging, Glitch stuffed the coins into his pocket. “Well, that isn’t all so bad! You know why?”
“Why?”
“I thought of something fun we could do once you’re done here,” Glitch grinned, static bouncing between his eyebrows as he waggled them at his pal. “Have you heard anything about the new podcast trend?”
8-Bit’s shoulders shook with laughter at Glitch’s goofy antics. “Yeah, 4-Bitty’s been telling me all about those things when I pick him up from school during the week. Why? What’re you gettin’ on about?”
Speaking with his mouth full, much to his friend’s dismay, Glitch whipped out his notebook. “The other day when I was on my way home from class, I saw some shady figures on the Webway.”
Rapidly flipping to a crudely drawn scribble of what looked to be a tumbleweed mixed with a squishy rotten apple, Glitch shoved the notebook into his friend’s face.
“What am I lookin’ at?” 8-Bit’s pixelated eyes crossed, chewing on his candy curiously.
“That—” his friend said incredulously, “— is the Data Bandits’ leader, Virus Vain.”
8-Bit’s pixels buzzed with a zap of anxiety. “Huh? You saw Virus Vain?”
“Yes!” Glitch excitedly exclaimed. “Isn’t that so cool?!”
Swallowing nervously, 8-Bit glanced around the corner store to see if any other patrons were listening. “I… I don’t like the sound of that. Isn’t he the most dangerous person on this side of town?”
“Exactly, my friend,” Glitch said matter-of-factly with a curt nod. He took another heaping bite from his candy and slammed the notebook shut. “We need to make a podcast about him.”
Shifting in place anxiously, 8-Bit shook his head. “Why don’t we make a podcast about something more safe? Like… internet safety?”
“The viruses are way cooler than being safe on the internet,” Glitch rolled his eyes. “Come on, pal! Don’t you want a chance to interview the most influential criminal around?”
“No,” 8-Bit said firmly with a final shake of his head. “If we create a podcast together, we should to do it on somethin’ that is beneficial to people like us… And like 4-Bitty. I don’t want him hearin’ his big brother talk about criminals.”
Glitch’s eyes widened. “Wow! I’ve never seen you say something so confidently before! Do you really believe that a podcast on internet safety would do well with the people?”
Nodding again, 8-Bit tore grabbed a roll of receipt paper and a pen. “Yes. If people like Virus Vain are lurkin’, then we need to be responsible.” He passed the note to his friend.
“Internet Bits & Glitches, huh? I like it!”