Was clicking through the randomly generated names to see if anything sparked for this dude, and then...
Pet's name: All Is Done In Vain♂️
(I added the gender symbol), but
yikes, that's an intimidating name for a literal child.
Edit: Also found these:
Carter The Commander
Big Dan
Blodgaharm
Spock
Juniper Rose <3
Best Pet Ever
Anna Banana
And I kept getting the name Miko and then wanting to laugh (anyone else watch TFP?)