by tula! » Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:56 am
And today I say this, let it be known the the masses:
Dearest Feeterina, Daughter of the Cheese Gods, known to mortals as Rat-Man Terror Who Sniffs Cheese,
The stink and stench of your cheese has been too hard for me to resist and I hereby pledge to always consume only the stankiest cheeses. I surrender my Life and Soul to you, Oh Beloved Mighty One of the Cheese. May you spend your days foraging the Great Cheese Garden, and collecting the bountiful harvest.
As a token of my faith I offer you a symbol of my people, the Greeks.
Feta cheese.