"Care to look at my wares?"
"I've got some fairy dust, if that interests you, and it's 100% cruelty free! I swear, I didn't rudely grab a unsuspecting fairy and violently shake its wings for this dust."
"What do you mean 'fairies have delicate wings'? I'm a gentle and caring person, why would I ever harm a fairy? For fairy dust? Pffsh, nah."