It's me, the Grinch and I hate christmas!

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The Grinch ^^

I will post some of his quotes:

To his dog Max:
"All right, you're a reindeer.
Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you.
Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part.
We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it.
Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!"

(Max knocks the red nose off)

The Grinch: BRILLIANT!
You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism.
Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.

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The Grinch: "It's because I'm green isn't it?"

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The Grinch:
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice!
Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity;
4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize;
6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked.
Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"

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The Grinch: "Am I just eating because I'm bored?"

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The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.

[indicates himself]

The Grinch: [shouts] Hello?

Echo: Hello.

The Grinch: How are you?

Echo: How are you?

The Grinch: I asked you first.

Echo: I asked you first.

The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say.

The Grinch: I'm an idiot!

Echo: You're an idiot!

The Grinch: [whispering] Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.

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Echo: You're an idiot!

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Cindy Lou Who: Santa?

The Grinch: WHAT?

Cindy Lou Who: Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.

The Grinch: SWEET? You think he's sweet?

Cindy Lou Who: (nods) Merry Christmas, Santa.

(goes upstairs)

The Grinch: Nice kid... baaad judge of character.

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The Grinch: MAX. HELP ME... I'm FEELING.

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The Grinch: It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.

Narrator: The the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.

The Grinch: Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...

Narrator: He thought

The Grinch: ...means a little bit more.

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Narrator:

The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, and they'll feast, and they'll feast.

The Grinch:

And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast.
They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast.
But that's something I just cannot stand in the least.
Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

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Cindy Lou Who:

We're gonna crash!

The Grinch:

Now you listen to me, young lady!
Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.