"Oh my goodness just look at what people are wearing. I wouldn't be seen dead in some of these costumes."
"What am I? WHAT AM I? I AM A MERMAID. OBVIOUSLY!"
"You're right, I don't have a tail..."
"...But look at my hair, I'm straight out of a Disney movie."
Basically, I get pretty freaked out by all the scary costumes people liked to wear this time of year, and I'd like to think some pets dress up as mermaids and the more cheerful side of Halloween other than just the stereotypical costumes.