RulesSite rules
No fighting OOC
There can be OC's, but the canon Ponies are the ones with the special class names
No swearing except damn, hell, and crap
You can reenact Tf2 fan videos
This takes place on a
Dustbowl MapSaxton Hale is replaced by Buff Biceps, Merasmus by Trixie, and Pauling by Soarin'
You can use canon ponies that are not listed in the Meet the Team Comics
Weapons and Owner Comments












Heavy Mac's Comments
CIDER PRESS: "Sometimes words don't work. That is what this is for."
GENTLE GIANT'S RESTRAINT: "If it comes to blows, no reason you can't be nice about it."
APPLE FRITTER: "Eeyup."
Engie Pie's Comments
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER: "A wrench is a wrench but a wrench with hearts and balloons on it is just fun!"
PORTABLE PARTY CANNON: "Sometimes you have to bring the party to where the people are! Remember, bullet shrapnel is just another form of confetti!"
Fluttersniper's Comments
THE STARE(Bow Version): "Some people just won't be agreeable. When this happens, you have to look them in the eyes, bore into their very souls, and watch them crumble as they see the inner beast."
MERCY: "Sometimes, horrible things must be done in the name of peace. Sometimes, you just got stabbed in the back one time too many by the spy..."
DISCORD: "You really want my help? Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
ANGEL'S DISFAVOR: "I-I-I don't know if I like this idea... it's very unsanitary and-THEY'RE COMING FOR US, THROW IT!"
THE STARE(Rifle Version): "Sometimes, the only answer is to do something terrible. Animals would be scared by this, but ponies are harder to frighten with smells..."
MR. STABBY: "I don't really like to get physical... Confrontations aren't really my thing... but I guess I'll give it a try... rest in peace..."
HUSH NOW QUIET NOW: "Sometimes I get scared from the sound of a gun firing, so I thought putting a pillow on the barrel might muffle it. All it does is make me sneeze for some reason..."
SMOOZE: "I don't really know what kind of animal this is... but isn't he just adorable!?"
Demojack's Comments
APPLE-CANNON: "Sometimes, you get some apples that just ain't worth eating. We find other uses for them bad boys."
PA'S HATCHET: "So you wanna scuffle do ya? My daddy taught me how to deal with violent types..."
THE HORNS: "Sometimes you just need to be able to hold something up to block the slings and arrows. The best part is if that thing can be used to bludgeon whoever's assaulting you!"
APPLE FAMILY CIDER: "Nothing like a refreshing Apple Family Cider to wash away the worries of a tough day! Plus the bottle's good for cracking some skulls!"
BAD APPLE BARRELER: "Turns out, bad apples can be mixed with a bit of gunpowder to make apple scented bombs. Can't believe it took me this long to think this up!"
APPLE SAUCER: "Applesauce goes bad too you know. I hate to waste materials, so I mixed it with glue and this little baby shoots out rotten applesauce that traps anypony who's stupid enough to step in it. Easy prey's not the best prey, but I'll take what I can get with my lack of depth perception."
Rainbow Scout's Comments
BOLT-BLASTER: "A top secret project we have is to use science in containing stormclouds to focus the lightning bolts! It was intended for utility purposes, but everything can be used to reduce others to smoking spots in the floor!"
CLOUD CLUB: "A good way to relieve stress is to hit something with a metal bat repeatedly. This bat was designed to hit clouds in such a manner. Sound cool? Don't get hit by the bat."
THROWING RAINBOW: "Rainbows are very spicy, did you know that? They also make skin super sensative. Don't swim in the stuff if you expect to get into any fights anytime soon, just a word of advice."
THUNDERBUSS: "So, we take some shells and stick 'em in a barrel. Each shell has a small storm cloud in it - not enough to cause problems, but when fired, it explodes and scatters the fragments. Cool, huh?"
Rarispy's Comments
FASHIONABLE ASSASSIN: "It's a shame when one of culture and sophistication must resort to barbaric measures, but sometimes it must be done. Bravery is for fools; war is about success at any cost."
SUBTLE DESIGNER: "Sometimes, to understand someone, you must walk a mile in their shoes. I hope they're wearing shoes worth wearing, or this will be a bad situation for all parties involved."
CRUSADER SAPPER: "This is a series of recordings made by my sister and her friends to lift spirits; instead, it seems to drive people insane. It even works on normally inanimate objects and drives them to suicide. How peculiarly useful!"
CRUSADER'S OPTIMISM: "It's just a series of random conversations, ideas, and silly jokes recorded by fillies. They're awful, and would drive any sane mind to suicide. And, some inanimate objects as well."
Derpy Soldier's Comments
BAKED BAD LAUNCHER: "Not all muffins turn out good, hard to believe but true. The bad ones can make pretty good ammo though!"
POSTAGE WARRIOR: "So, uh, yeah, it kinda broke off, and I put the mail in, but I couldn't set it back up, and I didn't want to get in trouble. That is why I'm currently hitting you with a mailbox full of mail!"
EXPRESS DELIVERY: "Chain letter, gas bill, jury duty, eviction notice, taxes, bad test results..."
Spyro's Comments
NUMBER ONE ASSISTANT: "I do most of the physical labor - get equipment, get food, take notes, etc. I don't usually mind it, it's my job... but sometimes, I just want to set something on fire out of spite."
STONE HEART: "Right. So, I thought I could eat this thing. It tasted terrible. And was made of rock. So I taped it to a stick and started hitting people with it, and let me tell ya, my stress levels have been down lately!"
PEEWEE: "Just a little fire. Just a little fire. Just a little-DARN IT! I'll get the extinguisher..."
BOON OF AVARICE: "I look at this thing and I tremble, for what wasn't quite a dream or a memory, for power to devastate. I tremble because I like it, and this makes me feel like I am at that threshold again."
Twimedic's Comments
MEDICAL RESEARCH: "Medicine is a fascinating thing, isn't it? Through science we can do all sorts of things, such as knit bones and flesh through magically conjured beams of electricity! ... What? Why are you looking at me funny?"
PINPOINT PROTEGE: "Right, so, what have we learned? That's correct! Moving directly into the path of a high speed projectile is not a very wise idea at all! Now, we're going to find out what it feels like to have all of your blood replaced with worms!"
CUTTING EDGE: "Opening boxes, cutting wire, surgery, blades have many uses beyond slicing others up!... It's still an option, though."
LESSON ZERO: "A blade is only as good as the person who wields it. When Demojack wields one, she chops heads off, when I wield one, I cut people in half. You tell me which is better."
MAGIC DUEL: "This was a gift from Trixie from our magic duel. It's very dear to my heart, a symbol of friendship."
MAGICAL MYSTERY CURE: "Magic, science, and a bit of the unknown(or in Pinkie Pie's case, laughter), these are the ingredients for the perfect medicinal stew!"
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