Kitty: Can I go to the ball, Mother?
Mother: You need to wear formal dresses first!
*Kitty puts on a necktie*
Kitty: Is this okay?
Mother: You are a female darling, not a tom!
Kitty: Then what should I wear?
Mother: Dresses.
*Kitty puts a bunch of dresses on her*
Kitty: Now is this fine now?
Mother: No! Not like that! I meant to wear a DRESS on you, not DRESS-ES!
*Kitty took off all the dresses on her but leaving one that is black on*
Kitty: Mother, is THIS okay now?
Mother: *sighs* It's like you are not wearing anything darling.
*Kitty changes into wearing a hot pink dress*
Kitty: What about now, am I pink enough to go to the ball now, Mother?
Mother: Y-y- you- Nevermind, you may go to the ball in any dress you like.