Dixon's Totally Not Chill Halloween

[A Jupiter Spy]

Guess what? Dixon is trying Halloween! The great, gangling conspiracy theorist got some help from his siblings to make the perfect costume. Well, it isn't the perfect costume. That's only because he wouldn't let himself be dressed as a reptilian because he would "totally get abducted if he did." We all know what he'll spend his time doing tonight; going through his younger siblings' candy baskets to make sure they don't have poisoned candy.