I am the Eggman, NOW GIMME YOUR EGGS.

[SputnikSplash]

Me: Eggman, be nice to the people, for goodness sake!
Eggman: BUT I WANT EGGS!!!
Me: (annoyed) here have a hard boiled egg, go dye it or something.
Eggman: No.
Me: Why not?
Eggman: Because I'm LAZYYY lol.
Me: (groans) --time passes-- here I dyed the egg for you.
Eggman: its not cool enough, put some more things on it!
Me: (gives up and angerly walks away.)
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DON'T LET HIM GET YOUR EGGS!!