[Bayleaf]

Can't change colors like you used to? Waste time and energy trying to contrast with your lady friends? Turn the wrong color EVERY TIME? If you said yes to any of these questions, ColorBox may be for you. Simply attach the self-adhesive ColorPlug onto your skin, press the color choice button until you find a desirable color, and switch it on! In a minimum of 30 seconds, the ColorBox's pigment shifting electric waves will change your skin colors like you could do in the days when you were young and spry. If you call 222-222-2222 we will send you a ColorBox, AND a personalized ColorHat. The ColorHat matches ANY color you turn! Call 222-222-2222 in the next seven seconds, and we will DOUBLE your offer! That's right, you heard me! Two ColorBoxes, and two ColorHats, all for $29.99! A 1,000,000 dollar value, for $29.99! What a deal!
Note: this is the crappiest product ever. Must be 18 years or older to order.

Edit: aww , 4 likes? You shouldn't have ! *blush*
Editedit: 6 likes is more than I've ever had! Thank ya!
Editeditedit: 8 votes, OMG!
This is what happens when I watch too many paid programmings.
Just a random Idea. Take 25 minutes off the timer, I ate dinner.

[horselurrver]

friendly bump

[Bayleaf]

Thanks!

[Bayleaf]

I'd appreciate a couple comments. Crit, complements, just some comments please.

[slothly]

haha this is a cool idea If I was a chameleon, I would totally buy this ;D

[snowykay]

lol, awesome.

[Bayleaf]

Thanks guys!

[windows98]

This is hilarious xD
I remember I used to be obsessed with infomercials when I was younger for some reason... I'm a strange person I guess

[Bayleaf]

I actually liked infomercials too until I saw the Shark® vaccuum commercial about 6 months ago. It was about 25 minutes long and repeated about 17 times. I don't know why I even bothered watching it after it repeated 3 or 4 times.

[killpop]

o_O How do chameleons get money? I remember when I used to watch the shopping programs and got excited when a product what doesnt get shown often comes on.