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My gallery · by **oblivionis** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:32 pm

because a flying ostrich
would be too pure to be
seen by humans.

why can people talk ?

My gallery · by **skunksmell** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:43 pm

Because they aren’t cats.

Why is my thumb green?

My gallery · by **Chicken~Strips** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:48 pm

You ate neapolitan astronaut ice cream!
Why am I funny?

My gallery · by **puppiiteef** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:13 pm

Because I said so.

Is it raining outside?

My gallery · by **CookieJarMarshmellow** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:38 pm

Yep it's raining cats and dogs!
Why are kangaroos called kangaroos?

My gallery · by **Pugglesnuggle** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:38 pm

Because birds are green

What is a chair?

My gallery · by **Tiny Noodles** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:30 pm

a four legged animal people keep sitting on for some reason

should I put a poptart on my foot?

My gallery · by **teethfae** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:51 pm

your foot needs some flavor too duh??

why am i so sad

My gallery · by **985SprinkleCookies** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:52 pm

because you are
Why do I hate braces?

My gallery · by **ParaKitty** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:56 pm

because I have glasses
why should I drink water?