got a new inside joke via being an idiot today
I was having a conversation with my friends and they were talking about all the places they love to visit when outside. One of my friends said something along the line of "I go to [insert place here] so often, I practically live there."
Me, being the sleep deprived introvert that hates the outdoors that I am, said in response:
"Yeah, well I practically live in my house."
It took me about five seconds to realize what I had said before I broke down into uncontrollable wheezing-