by Korbin » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:26 pm
1. When I was little I used to have this Tinker Bell bubble bath thing. The little blurb on the front of the bottle said "A magical world in every bubble!" So I used to stare into the bubbles trying to find the magic world. It never worked.
2. I used to call chopsticks chomp sticks because as I saw it, "You don't chop with them, you chomp with them."
3. At age 3, I understood the concept of addition, subtraction and multiplication. I knew there had to be division but I didn't know what it was called so I asked my dad if there was such thing as times minus. It took him 3 days to figure out what I meant.
4. In elementary school, my principal was named Mrs. Small. We also had a gym teacher named Mrs. Hughes. However, I thought it was Mrs. Huge. So for 3 years of elementary school I thought we had Mrs. Small and Mrs. Huge.