How Old Are You? [v.5]

[prrsnickety]

The old one reached 900 pages, so I remade it

Fuzzy Keldeo wrote:


You know how annoying it is when people online ask your age? I've come up with a lot of various answers to give them. The goal of this game is to answer all questions WITHOUT giving out information.

Example:
Person 1: How old are you?
Person 2: Old enough to know not to tell people my age online. Where do you live?
Person 3: I live in a den of wolfehs! What's your name?
Person 4: Silly, silly! my name is right over there! (username here), see?

and so on and so forth. the goofier the answer the better.
Do NOT actually answer the questions! They need to be unsafe to ask on the internet, such as "What is your house address" and "What school do you go to". Not :

- Do you play World of Warcraft?
- DO YOU EAT FRIED SUNDAES?!
- wat r fried sundeas?
- What is your favorite state?
- Are you hungry?
- What is durf?

and so on.

I'll start:

What's your phone number?

[rum]

541-buy-our-toys :^)


What's your age?

[prrsnickety]

uh, old enough to use this website, but young enough to be a squid ;D


What's your bank account and how much is in it?? ;;D

[Hot Dad]

So much so i can't even count it

Where are you from?

[prrsnickety]

Um, stop asking these questions,, I'm a squid. A squid, yeah? The ocean, obviously..

Where's your job?

[she.]

not your business

what is your moms name.

[prrsnickety]

Well, I don't know because she's also a squid and she's off somewhere else being a squid? her name is probably squid though.


What's your post code?

[legosi]

my postcode is 123notyourbusiness!

what school do you go to ?

[silver brass]

Hogwartsss

What do you look like?

[prrsnickety]

I told you,, I'm a squid.

What's your phone number?