Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[ultimate writer.]

You can, but they all will make fun of you and use you

I wish I could get my favorite shirt, it has a design of keys

[CatMynnte<3]

Granted, but you can only wear it on the second Monday of every month

[sir stingray.]

Granted, but you can only wear it when you need to go into your house

I wish I could have a cat

[~ moth ~]

wish granted ,, but you regret it immediately because your new cat is very bad. they claw the furniture ,, knock everything over ,, doesn't use their litter box ,, drinks from the toilet ,, and leaves you dead animals. but you can't return or give the cat up or because they'll make their way back to you. i wish you luck.

i wish that i could own any book that i want without needing to pay for it

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Granted but they're all written in Greek


I wish I would have motivation to work on my book rewrite and that I would have the exact right words for every sentence

[chainshipping]

Granted but you lose all your work as it gets destroyed in a fire/computer breaks

I wish I wasn’t failing class so I could pursue the junior musical and not get a red card each week

[ComposerUnknown]

Granted, but you are now in charge of the entire production.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[mileagehaze]

Granted, but now you work on a Chocolate Farm for the rest of your life.

I wish I was motivated.

[Toby414]

Your wish is granted! But you can’t have any pets around you.

I wish I was less narcissistic

[L U C I F E R]

Granted but now you loathe yourself

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt this wish.